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Jokes/puns #1003771
02/23/15 03:17 AM
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-1.I used to be a banker but I lost i-------

-2.The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his ---.

-3.A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the p-----. It marks the end of his s-------.

-4.When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'f--- at w---’.

-5.Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've d--- a little i-----.

-6.The experienced carpenter really n----- it, but the new guy s------ everything up.

-7.Broken puppets for sale. No s------ attached.

8.I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a p----.

-9.John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't s---- b-----.

-10.There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an o-- d---.

lol

Last edited by curly; 02/23/15 10:22 AM.

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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003772
02/23/15 03:32 AM
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1.interest lol
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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003776
02/23/15 04:21 AM
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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003777
02/23/15 04:58 AM
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Good answers. Haroula, I like your signature line, it sounds like some of my jokes!


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003778
02/23/15 05:02 AM
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3. Period, sentence lol Good morning Curly wave

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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003779
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thanks wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003785
02/23/15 07:19 AM
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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003788
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2. Awl, but no doubt last as well! lol


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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003789
02/23/15 07:53 AM
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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003790
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Morning, good answers.


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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003793
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10 - oar deal


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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003794
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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: Redz] #1003796
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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003797
02/23/15 09:30 AM
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Good ones.


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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003798
02/23/15 09:34 AM
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Morning curly, penguin


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Re: Jokes/puns [Re: curly] #1003806
02/23/15 10:21 AM
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Hi Gail, thanks.


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