Tom's Tuesday Ten
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02/24/15 02:44 PM
02/24/15 02:44 PM
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More Tom Swifties.(For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter · -1. “Don't call me odd,” said Tom e-----. -2. “This guy is a charlatan,” Tom q------. -3. "It's not a candy mint, it's a breath mint," Tom a-------. -4. "I'm going to get a hair transplant," said Tom b-----. -5. "There isn't enough food to go around," said Tom r---------. -6. "Have a go with this boomerang," said Tom t---------. -7. "Have some orange squash," said Tom, c--------. -8. "I think I hit a bum note," Tom s------ o--. -9. "Chocolate for everyone until you can eat no more," said Tom b----------. -10. “This is what happens when you mix an acid and a base,” Tom said n--------.
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Tom's Tuesday Ten
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02/26/15 10:08 AM
02/26/15 10:08 AM
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Sorry, folks - Cheryl sweeps the board! Guess it must be British if you guys don't know it...
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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