GAMEBOOMERS provides you with all the latest PC adventure computer games information, forum, walkthroughs, reviews and news.

GB Reviews

Latest & Upcoming Adventure Games

GB Annual Game Lists

GB Interviews

BAAGS

GB @ acebook

About Us

Walkthroughs

free games galore

Game Publishers & Developers

World of Adventure

Patches

GB @ witter

GameBoomers Store

Print Thread
TGIF #1005305
03/05/15 10:49 PM
03/05/15 10:49 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
gymcandy1  Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: -
'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'
My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed
out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong
one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , San Francisco

2... At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,'. . . Replied
the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes , Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her
husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her Reporting to the rest of the
family that he had Died of a 'massive internal [blip].'
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his
cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with
One of his medications. ?Which one?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch... The Nurse
told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of
places to put it!' I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I
wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a
new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair , Norfolk , VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long
have you been bedridden?' After a look of complete confusion she answered ..
. . ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Corvallis , OR

6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking
up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' ?It's very
good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.
Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced A foil packet
labeled 'KY Jelly.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf , Detroit ,

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with
purple hair styled Into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of
tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, Entered . . . It was quickly
determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was Scheduled for
immediate surgery.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating Table,
the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there
was a Tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient's dressing, Which said 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.'
Submitted by RN no name,
AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst
out laughing And further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and
sheepishly said. . .. ' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied with
tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ..
' No doctor but the song you were whistling was .. . . ' I wish I was an
Oscar Meyer Wiener .'
Dr. Wouldn't submit his name....

1 MORE

Baby's First Doctor Visit
This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied..
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is
underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,
But I'm glad I came.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Math/Physics Question

Situation:
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off.
And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a bounding kangaroo,
and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.

Question:
What must you do to get out of this potentially
highly dangerous situation safely?

See answer below.











Get your drunk behind off of that merry-go-round.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise , as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.


2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS.
Police in Oakland , CA , spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, 'Please come out and give yourself up.'



3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts!


4. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka , Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.



5. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'that's not what I said!'



6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'.
'Is this her first child?' the doctor asked. 'No!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!'





7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto , CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)!


8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`


Good morning everyboomie. urock


How is everyone doing today? happydance


I had a nice weekend despite the snow and ice.


Sometimes I'm grateful that I don't really have any pressure to do anything other than stay in and relax. sherlock


That's the procrastinator in me of course, but relaxing meant a full day of doing laundry, washing dishes, cleaning bathrooms, vacuuming, and cooking.


A homemaker's work is never done. snicker


I'm changing my name to Suzy. yes


We had sunshine all day yesterday, and most of the snow melted off, but I took Baby out for a walk at 3:00 and I swear it was still 28 degrees. shiver


At least Baby enjoyed it. lab


Have a happy day everyone.



joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005307
03/05/15 11:04 PM
03/05/15 11:04 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist
Sorta Blonde  Offline
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
Off to the dentist on an emergency appointment. Thank goodness I've been going to the same guy for 40 years. Yup, same dentist, we grew up 'together'. He was fresh out of dentistry school. And the reason? Was eating some GREAT toffee, and my gold cap way in the back came off. Darn darn darn! I have no money. This will take all the 'extra' I thought I would have from selling my jewelry. Sigh. Always happens, I get ahead, emergency, I'm behind again. At least he is going to fit me in tomorrow instead of waiting till Monday (receptionist scheduled it). Ugh. Hopefully the cap can just be glued on, if not, I'll just ignore the crumbling tooth. Can't afford an extraction right now. Crossing fingers, it's just GLUE, which according to the gal there will be somewhere OVER 100 bucks. So expensive!


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005319
03/06/15 01:11 AM
03/06/15 01:11 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
BrownEyedTigre Online content
The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
BrownEyedTigre  Online Content
The Sassy Admin and PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
Have a great day everyone! My son is home for the night and I'll be heading to Starved Rock to hike with him today.

Happy Friday!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005324
03/06/15 02:27 AM
03/06/15 02:27 AM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 10,027
Greece
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer
Haroula  Offline
Adept Boomer

Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 10,027
Greece
Good morning,have all a great Friday. happydance smile wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005337
03/06/15 06:36 AM
03/06/15 06:36 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Kaki's Sister Offline
Sonic Boomer
Kaki's Sister  Offline
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Sorta, Ana Haroula and everyone. Joe don't work to hard! Sorta good luck with your tooth. Ana be careful hiking. It might be slippery. Haroula enjoy your day. Coffee is ready and Birthday cake for Connie! Wishing everyone a Happy Day. wave


Gerry
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005347
03/06/15 08:13 AM
03/06/15 08:13 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
connie Offline
Graduate Boomer
connie  Offline
Graduate Boomer

Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Gerry, thanks for the early Birthday cake. My Birthday is tomorrow, but I'm having a Mani/Pedi today. It's an early Birthday present from Robert. Gail, more Prayers and Hugs on the way. hearts To all here and all that follow, have a Wonderful TGIF. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and French Toast in the NC. lab


Connie
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005352
03/06/15 08:36 AM
03/06/15 08:36 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist
venus  Offline
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Glad you had a nice weekend, Joe. Hope work flies by today.

I know how that goes, Sorta, when you think you have extra money and then have to spend it on some emergency. frown Hope what you end up needing is not too expensive.

Have fun on your hike with your son today, Ana. thumbsup

Have a great Friday, too, Haroula.

Have a happy day as well, Gerry.

Enjoy your early birthday present, Connie. thumbsup

It's the second day of my four day weekend. rah Now I'm happy I have this time off because next week, I have several hours, and I probably will the week after that as well. Finally, I'm glad they actually have something for me. happydance

As for today, I'm snowed in again, so it looks like I have more gaming time. I wish Dreamfall Chapters was out this week instead of next week. lol I'm going to have a hard time getting much of it played when it actually comes out. Oh, well, more time to savor it, I suppose. smile

Now I'm off to see what else is happening. Have a great Friday, everyone. winter


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005353
03/06/15 08:39 AM
03/06/15 08:39 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer
GBC  Offline
Graduate Boomer

Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, stay warm! shiver

Sorta, hope you dentist visit goes well.

Ana, enjoy your hike with your son today.

Haroula, happy day wishes.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Connie, happy early birthday. Enjoy your mani/pedi.

Venus, snowed-in = gaming enjoy!

Off to the ICU to visit Hubby. I have a very optimistic outlook today. thumbsup

Last edited by GBC; 03/06/15 08:40 AM.

Gail
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005356
03/06/15 08:54 AM
03/06/15 08:54 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist
venus  Offline
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hope your visit goes well, Gail! Hope you get some good news! hearts


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: TGIF [Re: venus] #1005375
03/06/15 11:02 AM
03/06/15 11:02 AM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer
Darlene  Offline
Adept Boomer

Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Have a terrific TGIF!

Early birthday , Connie! Woohoo and booyah!

Gail, so happy to hear your Hubby is doing better! hearts

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

It's Friday! woot

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005381
03/06/15 11:23 AM
03/06/15 11:23 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist
Sorta Blonde  Offline
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
Good news Gail, about the hubby. Prayers for continued improvement and some for you for energy during this not so great time for both of you.

Off to Dr. Dreamy for my tooth. I'm really sure he's going to say it has to come out. No biggie since it's a back tooth with nothing above it. Wouldn't mind, BUT no money for what would be a probably 6-800 buck bill which has to be paid immediately. No credit stuff with the dentists. Don't have enough for that and bills and credit cards are up to the limits almost. Oh well, I'm praying for a 'good' prognosis, some superglue and another few years before I have to do the biggie.

Outdoorsies are confused. I'm up an hour early for the dentist and they usually don't see me this early. They are looking at me strangely, but when the cans of food came out, they seemed to get with the program. No Penelope the Peacock yet, as she usually shows just after the cat feeding. I've got her plate of grapes and sunflower seeds all ready to go.

COLD last night and this morning. Wow. Santa Ana conditions again, this time a cold one, but winds and DRY. Temp yesterday was mid-70's and overnight low 40's. Usual for this weather event.

Off to dentist. UGH!


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005385
03/06/15 11:45 AM
03/06/15 11:45 AM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer
auntiegram  Offline
Adept Boomer

Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
Off to chop the veggies!!!

Gail prayers continue!! HUGS!!

Have a lovely day everybody!!!

wave
Nan

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005395
03/06/15 01:30 PM
03/06/15 01:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer
looney4labs  Offline
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

Did my normal kitchen morning, then down to the computer to do some research. Finally back up to the kitchen to feed doggies (and me), and now back down to sit and surf and research a bit more.

Gail, I'm glad you are feeling positive today wave

luck Sorta.

Ana, have fun and be safe.

Connie, happy almost birthday lol

Too cold to be out. Back later wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005403
03/06/15 03:53 PM
03/06/15 03:53 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist
Sorta Blonde  Offline
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
Dentist done. Took all of 5 minutes for him to just glue the cap back. We decided it's gonna have to be pulled out sometime, but for now the cap should hold for another few months. I'm going to try to save up for the extraction. Dentist hates to pull teeth, but this one isn't going to last forever. Crumbling is why it fell off. Nothing I did, including the toffee. Ha.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005417
03/06/15 05:02 PM
03/06/15 05:02 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer
Space Quest Fan  Offline
Graduate Boomer

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005423
03/06/15 05:09 PM
03/06/15 05:09 PM
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,402
Lexington, Texas
Yankee Clipper Offline
Addicted Boomer
Yankee Clipper  Offline
Addicted Boomer

Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,402
Lexington, Texas
Sorta, goodgoodgood news about the tooth -as tempting as it is, now no more toffee. Boo Hoo. You could bury it. concerning money, a lot of us are kinda thin right now. Take notice of expiration dates on perishables in the stores as many are close. A bad sign. I wish you well. When I was so poor that my morning coffee was hot water with milk and sugar and sometimes I skipped the suuggy i started this. Come hell or high water every payday I put an amount aside for emergencies. The same each time which meant I had to give up things -painful- but emergencies weren't as painful. The amount usually didn't cover all the cost but it sure helped. Keep your chin up.

Thanks for the Princess and outdoorsies news. I look for it each day

Just now back from grocer-ing and it should last awhile this time. Now i can't stop yawning. Lovely day and mostly the front door is opened so kits can wander back and forth by themselves. Actually getting up and down all the time for them is exercise.


I wish I were a cat and belonged to me ~ My Aunt Helen Mary Rose
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005438
03/06/15 07:28 PM
03/06/15 07:28 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer
looney4labs  Offline
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Welcome, home wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1005476
03/06/15 10:36 PM
03/06/15 10:36 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer
Space Quest Fan  Offline
Graduate Boomer

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Good night Boomers. sleep


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005479
03/06/15 10:46 PM
03/06/15 10:46 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer
looney4labs  Offline
Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Night, Space. Sweet dreams.

Time for me to head up also sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1005485
03/06/15 11:33 PM
03/06/15 11:33 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist
venus  Offline
BAAG Specialist

Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

Moderated by  BrownEyedTigre 

Who's Online Now
0 registered members (), 270 guests, and 0 spiders.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Staff, Mod
Newest Members
PierreLombardo, Dux, WillPowerGoat, Ebalon, J7769mon
9388 Registered Users
Powered by UBB.threads™