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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.

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If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.

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I'm a man of few words, BUT I use 'em often!!

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Fil

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant

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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

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To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?

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Bob
As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.

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It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.

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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.