Jokes/puns.(Hint)
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03/26/15 02:27 AM
03/26/15 02:27 AM
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curly
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-1.A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had ?. -2.A blind man walks into a bar. And a t----. And a c----. -3.My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he only has his s---- to blame. -4.What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a b-- p—. -5.Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in t----. 6.I wrote a song about a t-r--l-a. Well actually, it’s more of a w--p. -7.What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A t-------s. -8.I started a band called 999 Megabytes, we haven’t gotten a --- yet. -9.I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was t--- a d-- off. -10.If Apple made a car, would it have w-----s?
Last edited by curly; 03/27/15 03:53 AM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Jokes/puns.
[Re: curly]
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03/26/15 06:53 AM
03/26/15 06:53 AM
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curly
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Gerry, wrong spelling, these are puns. Try again.
Others are right.
Morning.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Jokes/puns.
[Re: curly]
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03/26/15 07:40 AM
03/26/15 07:40 AM
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manxman
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9. take a day off
Last edited by manxman; 03/26/15 07:41 AM.
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
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