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Jokes/puns.(Hint) #1008014
03/26/15 02:27 AM
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-1.A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had ?.

-2.A blind man walks into a bar. And a t----. And a c----.

-3.My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he only has his s---- to blame.

-4.What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a b-- p—.

-5.Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in t----.

6.I wrote a song about a t-r--l-a. Well actually, it’s more of a w--p.

-7.What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A t-------s.

-8.I started a band called 999 Megabytes, we haven’t gotten a --- yet.

-9.I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was t--- a d-- off.

-10.If Apple made a car, would it have w-----s?

lol

Last edited by curly; 03/27/15 03:53 AM.

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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008016
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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008017
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Thanks Bob.


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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008018
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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008024
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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008026
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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008027
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Gerry, wrong spelling, these are puns. Try again.

Others are right.

Morning.


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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008028
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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008029
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Thanks Joan.


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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008030
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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008031
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Good one michele.


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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008033
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008037
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Morning curly, wave


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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008038
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Good ones, Hi Gail.


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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008039
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008043
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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008046
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Good ones. Tiers is right.


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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008134
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see hint


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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008135
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Re: Jokes/puns. [Re: curly] #1008141
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Good one Bob.


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