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Puns. #1011255
04/21/15 02:26 AM
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1.Venison for dinner again? Oh ----!

-2.A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are s-----y.

-3.England has no kidney bank, but it does have a L--------.

-4.I got a job at a bakery because I k------ d----.

-5.When you get a bladder infection you know u---- trouble.

-6.I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a p--- on w----.

-7.Jokes about German sausages are the w----.

8.Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her p-----?

9.I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy M---.

-10.Haunted French pancakes give me the c-----.

lol















Last edited by curly; 04/21/15 12:05 PM.

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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011256
04/21/15 03:53 AM
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3. Liverpool - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie monky

Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011257
04/21/15 04:02 AM
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I had a feeling you would get that one Bernie. Morning.


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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011258
04/21/15 04:12 AM
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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011267
04/21/15 05:06 AM
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Marlborough USA
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1. Dear!
Morning curly wave


Gerry
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011269
04/21/15 06:10 AM
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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011271
04/21/15 06:36 AM
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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011272
04/21/15 06:47 AM
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I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011273
04/21/15 06:57 AM
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Gerry, wrong spelling, try again.

Others are right.


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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011276
04/21/15 07:25 AM
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Massachusetts
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Morning curly, lol


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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011279
04/21/15 08:04 AM
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6 - play on words


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011281
04/21/15 08:34 AM
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Merci. Hi Gail.


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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011288
04/21/15 09:44 AM
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Re: Puns. [Re: niteowl07] #1011291
04/21/15 10:04 AM
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near Yosemite
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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011297
04/21/15 10:45 AM
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The Garden State
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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #1011312
04/21/15 12:04 PM
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Thanks all.


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