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Jokes. #1012947
05/04/15 02:22 AM
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-1.Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A guy who has never been hit with a d--------y.

-2.How do you make a fire with two sticks?
Make sure one is a m----!

-3.What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
They s---- their feet.

-4.Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
The players d------ a lot.

5.Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A t--- d-----.

-6.What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
Some day my p----- will come.

-7.What did the class clown take a computer to school?
His mom told him to bring an a---- for the teacher.

-8.What is the world’s longest punctuation mark?
The h------ y--- dash.

-9.What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?
P-------- school!

-10.What is black when clean, and white when dirty?
A b--------d.

lol

Last edited by curly; 05/04/15 12:35 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1012948
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1012951
05/04/15 03:54 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1012954
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1012962
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1012966
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1012967
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1012990
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Merci.


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