-1.Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A guy who has never been hit with a d--------y.
-2.How do you make a fire with two sticks?
Make sure one is a m----!
-3.What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
They s---- their feet.
-4.Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
The players d------ a lot.
5.Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A t--- d-----.
-6.What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
Some day my p----- will come.
-7.What did the class clown take a computer to school?
His mom told him to bring an a---- for the teacher.
-8.What is the world’s longest punctuation mark?
The h------ y--- dash.
-9.What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?
P-------- school!
-10.What is black when clean, and white when dirty?
A b--------d.