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Jokes. #1014368
05/14/15 02:31 AM
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-1.Q: What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?
A: A r----.

-2.Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits?
A: In s----- school.

-3.Q: What kind of underwear to reporters wear?
A: N--- b-----.

-4.Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing A-------.

5.Q: How do you fix a broken vegetable?
A: With t----- p----.

-6.Q: Why did the thief take a shower?
A: He wanted to make a c---- g------!

-7.Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: S-------.

-8.Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: The d------ is taking me out tonight.

-9.Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: M--- P----.

-10.Q: What did one egg say to the other egg?
A: You ----- me up.

lol

Last edited by curly; 05/14/15 11:23 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014370
05/14/15 03:12 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014373
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Hey back. Good one.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014374
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1. A Ruler - Hi Curly lol wave

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014379
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014382
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014383
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014388
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014389
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Gerry, first word is wrong. It is also plural.

Others are right.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014390
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014392
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014401
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Thanks. Hi Cue.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014408
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014409
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Thanks Flo.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014412
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1014430
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Thanks Marian.


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