Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Jean Kerr
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Headlines from around the world.
West Point Cadets Train for Life in Iraq with weekend in N.J.Headline from the Times Herald-Record (Newburgh, New York)
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Wisconsin Woman Takes Husband to Police for “Talking Stupidly”—Source: La Crosse (Wisconsin) Tribune
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Woman with Arms Held—Source: Times of India
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Warehouse Worker Packing Stress Balls Punched His Boss in Face—Source: Mirror
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Vladimir Putin Hires Boyz II Men to Boost the Russian Birth Rate—Source: Daily Mail
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Torrington Police Search for Jesus—Source: Hartford Courant
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Suspected Beer Thief Leaves Liquid Trail—Source: Charleston Daily Mail
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Stylish but Illegal Monkey Found Roaming Toronto IKEA—Source: The Globe and Mail
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Study: Rich More Likely to Take Candy from BabiesSource: Washington Post
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Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25—Source: New York Post
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Spay/Neuter Clinic for Low-Income Residents—Source: (Lewiston, Maine) Sun Journal
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Self-Proclaimed Invisible Man No-Show at Court Hearing—Source: The Daily Herald (Provo, Utah)
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Red Cross in Search of Donors with Low Blood Supply
—Source: Sandusky Register
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Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe—Source: Associated Press
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Police Charge One-Armed Man with Unarmed Robbery—Source: Masslive.com
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Police Arrest Naked Man with Concealed Weapon—Source: MSNBC.com; contributed by Linda Fabbri, Corbin, KY
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Pair Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant for Eating Too Much—Source: Telegraph
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One-Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers—Source: Tulsa World
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North Korean Historical Institute Declares It Has Discovered Unicorn Lair Belonging to Founder of Ancient Kingdom—Source: Daily Mail
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Motorcyle Deaths Drop, but Trend Is Worrisome—Source: Yahoo.com
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Missing Woman Unwittingly Joins Search Party Looking for Herself—Source: Toronto Sun
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Man Sues Wife for Being Ugly … and Wins—Source: Fox 8 Cleveland
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Dumb CriminalsMy husband was driving
home from work when he was
pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Two days later—same ticket, same cop.
“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”
“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a
different way home from work.”
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Six Dumb Questions Real
Lawyers Asked In Court“How many times have you
committed suicide?”
“Were you alone or by yourself?”
“Was it you or your brother who was killed?”
“Without saying anything, tell the jury what you did next.”
“Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
“Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”
From The Dumb Book (Reader’s Digest Books)
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Good morning everyboomie.
Boy oh boy I had the best night's sleep ever.
It's was just after a very long and hard day's work when I was 23.
I'm hoping to do it again tonight, since I was up at the crack of insanity.
After I got off of work I came home and mowed the lawn, or most of it.
After that I gave the dog a bath..........after I caught her.
The highlight of my day, I stopped by KFC on the way home.
Highlight of Baby's day too.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe