-1.Q: Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?
A: The b-----.

-2.Q: Why did the cucumber call 911?
A: It was in a p-----!

-3.Q: What do envelopes say when you lick them?
A: Nothing, it s---- t--- up!

4.Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: I --- my i’s on you!

-5.Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a p---- of c---!

-6.Q: What did the picture say to the wall?
A: I’ve got you c------!

7.Q: Why did the oreo go to the dentist?
A: To get his f------!

-8.Q: Why did the spy stay in bed?
A: Because he was u---- c----.

-9.Q: What do you call a young army?
A: I------y.

-10.Q: What do you call the king of vegetables?
A: E---- P------.

10. Elvis Parsley

Thanks Bob.

2. Pickle - Good morning Curly

Bernie

9.Infantry

Thanks. Hi Bernie.

3. It shuts them up

5 - piece of cake

Merci.

8. under cover

Thanks Flo.

1. batter

Thanks mxm.

6. covered

Merci Marian.

4. Dot?

7. filling

Thanks.