-1.Q: Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?
A: The b-----.
-2.Q: Why did the cucumber call 911?
A: It was in a p-----!
-3.Q: What do envelopes say when you lick them?
A: Nothing, it s---- t--- up!
4.Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: I --- my i’s on you!
-5.Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a p---- of c---!
-6.Q: What did the picture say to the wall?
A: I’ve got you c------!
7.Q: Why did the oreo go to the dentist?
A: To get his f------!
-8.Q: Why did the spy stay in bed?
A: Because he was u---- c----.
-9.Q: What do you call a young army?
A: I------y.
-10.Q: What do you call the king of vegetables?
A: E---- P------.