Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
George Bernard Shaw


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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”


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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"

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An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, they called the police. The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls. The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again. He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!" In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed! One of the cops asked the old man, "I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them. " The old man replied, "I thought you said, there weren't any officers available."

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Sorry everyone, me again. Joe may not be able to get on until Sunday so I will do my best to tide you over.

I hope you all enjoy your weekend!

Blackhawks last playoff game tonight and I'm watching it with 4 other couple in a sports bar. It will be loud and crazy and I hope they win!

JoeAna

Thanks for filling in Ana.

Have a great Saturday everyone.

Have a great Saturday everyone.

Thanks for filling in, Ana. Have fun, and hope your team wins.

Have a great Saturday, too, Space Quest.

Enjoy your Saturday, Haroula.

I haven't had time to post in the mornings during the week lately, but I'm off today. Thorsgoats and I are planning on playing more Life is Strange, and I'll probably try to catch up on Dead Synchronicity on the side. First, we're going to have a nice breakfast, however.

Hope everyone has a terrific Saturday.

Good morning venus, Haroula and SpaceQ!

Rainy day here so not sure what I'll do until game time.

Have a wonderful day!

Howdy ho, JoeAna!! Thanks for standing in and opening the Diner! Hope your day is easy peasy and enjoy game time!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Easy peasy day here. Get to dog-sit daughter and son-in-law's vizsla over the weekend. He's such a sweetheart!

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!

Super Saturday ya'll

Hope you all are having a great day. Hubby and I got up late (well, I got up late), geared up, and walked the monkeys around the neighborhood. It was hot hot hot. Must go earlier. Time to set a clock. I'm exhausted now!

Anyway, all showered, dogs are fed, and I got to visit with son. DIL had a baby yesterday...easy birth followed by complications. Son's phone didn't work at the hospital, so we were out of touch. He called early this morning and then again after we got home. I may end up going up to help out, if needed. Timing would be bad as that is when daughter would be here from Korea. We shall see.

Ana, have fun tonight.

Space, have a wonderful day.

Haroula, hope your day is wonderful!

Venus, enjoy your breakfast and your gaming.

Darlene, enjoy the babysitting. Vizla's are sweet.

Been off running around from sale to sale with my daughter!! Fun, fun! Found some cute things for little miss Abbi-Roze!!

The weekend is here and hope everybody is having a good one!

Ana thanks for covering for Joe! Have a fun time tonight!

L4l congrats on "gramma" again!! boy or girl??


Nan

L4L, congrats on your new grandbaby, sorry there are complications. For mom or baby? I hope you can head out to see them and all is well.

Nan, is it raining by you too? It's rainy and chilly again. I hope June brings better weather!

Nan, shopping is fun.

We have a new g'son....will be called "Bash" His birth was textbook and he is fine but mom had a complication after the birth. She is out of ICU now though and word is should get to go home tomorrow.

I feel a nap calling me

I'm glad she is doing better now L4L!

Ana

Yes,she is very healthy so it was quite a shock. Out of ICU...waiting to see if she gets to go home tomorrow.

edit: Ok, dinner dined, kitchen cleaned, dogs being fed. Time for bed. Sweet dreams

Good night Boomers.

Sweet dreams all!