-1. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? F---!
-2.Golf balls are like eggs. They're w----, they are sold by the d----, and a week later you have to buy m---.
-3.If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, it means he probably shot an -----.
-4.I once played a golf course that was so difficult I lost two balls in the ball w-----!
-5.When it comes to putters, try before you buy: Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to t---- it.
6.You made a 12 on a par-3? How in the world did you manage that?
I chipped in from the f-----.
-7.Golf is a game where the ball lies p----- and the golfers lie w---.
8.Two longtime golf buddies were standing on a tee box overlooking a river, getting ready to hit their tee shots. One golfer pointed down the river, turned to the other golfer and said, "Look at those idiots f------ in the r---!"
-9.Golf is a game in which you yell "f---," you score a s--, and you write down "f---."
-10.What's the easiest shot in golf? Your f----- putt.
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