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Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's #1018650
06/14/15 01:06 AM
06/14/15 01:06 AM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
~Jim Morrison

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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students tutored in Conversational English.

That night, we went skin dipping- Just the two of us!
You mean you went skinny dipping?
It is called skinny dipping? But I’m not very skinny!
Well, that’s what they call it if you go swimming nude.
What is “Nude?”
Nude means Naked. No clothes or swimsuits.
Naked? No! I would never skin dip naked! There are little slippery fish everywhere! We skinned dipped with our underwear over us.

We were lovers,
but now she is my biggest enema!

We have hated each other for so long.
I want to borrow the hatchet.

My relationship with my
ax girlfriend was so painful.

FOOD AND COOKING
Do you like this food?
I made it from scratching!

I never liked mushrooms,
but now they are starting to grow in me.

Do you like your coffee cremated?

Are you hungry? I have dirty toes.
You have what?
Dirty toes. In my back pack.
Um, can you spell that?
Maybe D-O-R-I-T-O-S. Do you
Want to try one?
No thanks. I’m not so hungry
right now.

—Put the cabbages in salt water.
Then sit in the sink until the morning.
—Add two cups of ground flowers.
—Next, chop all the vegetarians
into little pieces.
—Then add small feces of fish.
—Don’t forget to insult the soup.
—Next, add a little Buddha
and mix it all up.
—When you are finished cooking,
find a suitable bowel and eat it with chopsticks.

HEALTH
Last night, when I ate dinner I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard
until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!

A cold is caused by micro-orgasms in your nose.

I had a little ass dent this morning but I’m okay now.

My leg has been breaking for three weeks.

It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.

I have a very kinky neck.

I probably should have gone to the doctor
one ear ago.

I want my face to have
the buttocks treatment.
The what?
The buttocks treatment. It makes your
wrinkles go away. It’s very famous
in Hollywood.
Oh. It’s pronounced “bo tox”.
That’s it. The buttocks treatment.
Maybe you need it too a little.

PARENTS
I always ate lunch at school.
But every day my mother made me suffer.

My bed has three blankets
and a large guilt my parents gave me.

My father met us at the airport
and gave me a big hog.
Then he hogged my wife.

Renting and Dorm and Apartment Living

Me and my brother share
a small womb in the basement.

We live on the sex floor.
Our apartment is small but we have a nice view.

WEDDINGS
I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

The groom was wearing
A very nice croissant.

He lifted the veal off her face
and gave her a big kiss.

WEATHER
This morning, I was walking outside,
when suddenly a big shower fell on me!

Yesterday I had strong wind here.

Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful
about that. Once a car starts lusting,
there’s no way to stop it.

The entire country has been
devastated by a long trout.

When a volcan explodes, millions
of tons of larva can bury a city

TUTORING
I am so eager to mate you!

Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?

You look sad today. Do you want to expose yourself to me?

I’m sorry, but I couldn’t write my essay.
My roommate had a toothache this morning.
So you couldn’t write your essay?
Yes! She was swelling and decaying badly!

TRAVELING
Once I tripped all the way to Hawaii.

How far should I tip the driver?

I heard California is full of nude peaches.

In some countries, you should only drink the water
a tourist already drank. Maybe it will taste bad,
but it will not have poison.

You can’t sleep with me because it is
too crowded. But you can probably
sleep with my sister. That’s what most
of my friends do when they visit.

OTHER
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air!

The police were attacked by a large group
of angry mops.

The article said there are only maybe five thousand beers left in B.C. This is a very serious problem… I think maybe we should only let very small people go beer hunting every year.

Christians believe if they do not sin they will have salivation.

If you don’t believe in God your spit can go to hell.

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


It's Sunday morning coming down. happydance


Have you heard of that song? It was a hit by Johnny Cash, and written by Kris Kristofferson . yes


It's awful. blech


I'm kidding, it's an awesome song. wink


I'm awful. cool


Awful tired. tired


Have a awful happy day everyone. wave


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018656
06/14/15 03:28 AM
06/14/15 03:28 AM
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Greece
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Good morning,have all a relaxing Sunday. happydance wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018660
06/14/15 04:28 AM
06/14/15 04:28 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Kaki's Sister Online happy
Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
spring Good Morning Joe, Haroula and everyone. Coffee is fresh! Joe hope you get a good night's rest. Haroula enjoy the beach! Wishing

everyone a relaxing day! spring


Gerry
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018675
06/14/15 08:16 AM
06/14/15 08:16 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow. have an Awesome Sunday. Breakfast out and a Sam's trip today. Danish, Bacon, Sausage, Eggs, Hash Browns, Toast, and BB Pancakes in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: connie] #1018686
06/14/15 09:33 AM
06/14/15 09:33 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good morning everyone. wave

Breakfast sounds great Connie. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018690
06/14/15 09:50 AM
06/14/15 09:50 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a great Sunday Joe, Haroula, Gerry, Connie, Space Quest and all who come in after me. wave

It's a day off for me. happydance When Thorsgoats gets home, we're going to watch Orphan Black. thumbsup Until then, I'll be gaming and singing. grin

Hope everyone has a terrific Sunday. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018701
06/14/15 10:58 AM
06/14/15 10:58 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Supercalifragilisticexpialidoious Sunday ya'll puppy

Slept in a little because I have a busy day on tap and need to be able to get through it. Got up and did some organizing while watching "Sunday Morning." After I post I'll clean. Around noon I'll toss dinner in the crock pot and go from there.

Little worried here...Seagy didn't want breakfast yesterday or today, though she did eat dinner last night. I thought perhaps yesterday was because it was too hot when we walked, which was another reason I didn't want to go this morning. We shall see what she does tonight.

Joe, you have a great day!

Haroula, how was the beach yesterday?

Gerry, fresh coffee happydance

Connie, sounds like a great day. Enjoy!

Space, what is up for you today?

Venus, you've got a great day planned.

Off to clean wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: looney4labs] #1018702
06/14/15 11:03 AM
06/14/15 11:03 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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I've got some reading planned for today looney. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018704
06/14/15 11:19 AM
06/14/15 11:19 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Good morning everyone! So much rain and flooding. If we wouldn't have left the race grounds when we did yesterday, we would have been stick till midnight. They had hundreds of cars stuck and were delivering food to them at 10PM while trying to get them out. They were stuck 6 hours already. blush

Have a great day everyone. I'll be taking care of my neighbor and then going to see Jurassic World later. I haven't been to the movies in awhile, looking forward to it.

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1018709
06/14/15 11:54 AM
06/14/15 11:54 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Enjoy the movie Ana. thumbsup


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018749
06/14/15 03:37 PM
06/14/15 03:37 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
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northern Wisconsin
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Well I was up and running first thing this morning to walk Sassy while it was cool. Then of to work breakfast at the Lodge. Got everything cleaned up and now home to relax a bit. Life has been a bit busy lately but then that's ok!!

Ana enjoy the movie!!! Congrats on finishing the race yesterday!!!! Glad you may do those things you love, again!!! happydance

Space enjoy the book!

Joe thanks for the chuckles!!

Have a lovely day Haroula, Gerry, Connie, venus!!!

wave
Nan

Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018750
06/14/15 03:39 PM
06/14/15 03:39 PM
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Massachusetts
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Hi everyone. I have about an hour, then I have to head out to work tra,la.

Ana I hope you're safe from all that flooding. I'd love to see Jurassic World. I hope it's as good as the promos. Connie I missed having BB pancakes this morning Thanks for offering them though. I had to work the morning shift and I was running a little late. I'll have time tomorrow morning though. I'll be here with my fork in hand.

Running out of time. See you after work.

Midgie hearts


Just do it.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: Midge] #1018752
06/14/15 04:19 PM
06/14/15 04:19 PM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Hi Midgie wave

i hope work goes fast for you.


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018806
06/14/15 10:06 PM
06/14/15 10:06 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Daughter made it. Time for bed. Sweet dreams sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: gymcandy1] #1018812
06/14/15 10:57 PM
06/14/15 10:57 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Sweet dreams all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip & Surf Sunday Joe's [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1018813
06/14/15 11:01 PM
06/14/15 11:01 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Venus,

What did you think of the refund? grin


Good night Boomers. sleep


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
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