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TGIF #1019371
06/19/15 01:15 AM
06/19/15 01:15 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.
~Michelle Pfeiffer

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These are actual answers from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world.


“When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”

“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”

“To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube”

“When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide”

“Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state”

“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”

“Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.”

“Blood flows down one leg and up the other.”

“Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.”

“The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.”

“Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.”

“Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.”

“A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.”

“Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.”

“The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five – a, e, i, o, and u.”

“The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects.”

“The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.”

“The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.”

“A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.”

“The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.”

“A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.”

“Many women belive that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception.”

“Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.”

“Germinate: To become a naturalized German.”

“Liter: A nest of young puppies.”

“Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.”

“Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.”

“Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.”

“Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.”

“Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives.”

“Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.”

“To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.”

“For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops.”

“For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artifical perspiration.”

“For fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.”

“For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.”

“For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.”

“To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.”

“For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.”

“To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.”

Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up here these days.

Lime is a green-tasting rock.

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred
to be oil.

Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don’t why you should.

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it’s brother against brother.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H’s as O’s.

Clouds are high flying fogs.

I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.

Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.

Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.

A blizzard is when it snows sideways.

A monsoon is a French gentleman.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.

It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places.

Wind is like the air, only pushier.

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Is this Sunday?? headscratch


I got my wires crossed again. I'm off today, not Sunbday. lol


I'm not complaining mind you, I just don't think I'll be able to search the creek today. It's probably still swollen, like my ego. snicker


I've got to try anyway. duh


I'm not sure whether to call this thing an addiction, a compulsion, or an obsession. I just like it,,,,,a lot...and I don't plan on giving it up. shame


My p.r.e.c.i.o.u.s........ hearts


HEY IT'S MIDNIGHT! shocked


Have a happy day everyone. woot


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019373
06/19/15 02:01 AM
06/19/15 02:01 AM
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Greece
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Good morning Joe and all. wave
Have all a happy Friday. happydance smile


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019378
06/19/15 04:30 AM
06/19/15 04:30 AM
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Marlborough USA
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summer Good Morning Joe, Haroula and All. Joe Good Luck hunting for arrow heads! Haroula enjoy your day. Come join me

for fresh coffee! Wishing everyone a Happy Friday! summer


Gerry
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019385
06/19/15 06:41 AM
06/19/15 06:41 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Great TGIF. Danish, Bacon and Eggs, and Cinnamon Buns in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019387
06/19/15 07:14 AM
06/19/15 07:14 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good morning all. I'm off to work shortly. Have a great day.

Midgie hearts


Just do it.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019389
06/19/15 08:05 AM
06/19/15 08:05 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers lab

Joe enjoy your day off.

Haroula, happy day wishes.

Gerry, coffee? Yes!

Connie, thanks for the Danish

Midgie, have a great day!

Wishing everyone here and everyone on their way a wonderful day! chocobunny


Gail
Re: TGIF [Re: GBC] #1019393
06/19/15 09:57 AM
06/19/15 09:57 AM
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Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Good luck head hunting and have a terrific TGIF!!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

It's Friday! woot

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019397
06/19/15 10:38 AM
06/19/15 10:38 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
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Alabama
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Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

Daughter, kids, dogs, and I headed out at 6:30 to the park. Thought it would be easier on Annie, as the folks who had her were not walking her. It did seem easier than the hills but it was sooooooooooo much hotter as the park is not shady at all! We made it through though.

Home to cook breakfast for everyone. Kitchen cleaned, dogs fed (well, Seagy didn't eat sad ) Kids and daughter have gone out to get craft stuff for Father's Day.

I'm finally sitting and sipping and am exhausted. Must be something in the air.

Joe, it's called a hobby! Have fun if you get to go.

Haroula, wave

Gerry, gallons of coffee gratefully accepted. Thanks.

Connie, busy weekend planned?

Midgy, hope work is fun!

Gail, hope you have a great day. Are the girls enjoying their vacation?

Happy Skooshing, Darlene wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019400
06/19/15 10:51 AM
06/19/15 10:51 AM
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Joe, a lot of areas are closed as well due to flooding. Enjoy your day off!

Haroula, Gerry, Midgie, Connie, Gail, L4L and Darlene, have a happy day!

To all that follow, hope your Friday is great!

Ana wave


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019404
06/19/15 11:23 AM
06/19/15 11:23 AM
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San Diego, CA
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Humid here, muggy, not exactly hot but just uncomfy for those of us who love the dry weather. Actually had FOG last night. Wow.

Still waiting for 'something' to happen over at the Squatter's House. Not as much action as usual but stay tuned, I'm sure something BIG will be happing soon.

Found out one of my little 'hand planted' trees down back by the tenant's is dead dead dead. It looked a bit leafless, but yesterday I broke off a few branches and it's gone I think. I'm going down again today to see if any of the inner parts are still viable. Lack of rain, tenant never waters anything (my bachelor friend) and the poor tree/bush that was planted to be a barrier to cars (not to fall off a drop) and to the signtline of neighbors is gonna have to be cut down. Darn. Gotta make sure the remaining two get some water today. Landlording has it's not so happy moments.


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Re: TGIF [Re: Sorta Blonde] #1019409
06/19/15 12:07 PM
06/19/15 12:07 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Good morning everybody. wave

I went over to the creek this morning. It looks like a raging river. I won't be able to do any head hunting until Wednesday, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be way too hot by then. It's pretty hot already this morning. shocked

I really need to mow my lawn and I don't want to do it. blech

I went to Walmart, and I've got lots of other things to do today here inside. yes

I'd better get cracking.

I hope you all enjoy your day. rah

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019414
06/19/15 12:35 PM
06/19/15 12:35 PM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe sorry the creek is now a river and it's too hot to mow. Have fun indoors and thanks for the chuckles!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Connie thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Midge may work be fun and you have a lovely day!

Gail have a lovely day!!

Darlene the weekend is upon us!! May work go smooth and you have a lovely day!

L4l glad you got your walk in early before too much heat. Sounds like the boys and daughter have some fun in their future! Have a lovely day!

Ana I see you made it home safely from downtown!!! Have a lovely day!

Sorta maybe they are all waiting for the fourth to make all kinds of noise etc. Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019427
06/19/15 02:00 PM
06/19/15 02:00 PM
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Kirkwood, MO USA
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Hi everyone.

Gonna quit raining here sometime today. We got over 3 inches since last night. Dogs don't like going out.

I am waiting for the results of the biopsy to come in. Probably won't hear till next week. Have to go back to the dermatologist next Thursday. Shot he gave me helped. Hands aren't swollen as much. Some sores on my fingers are slowly healing. Sure takes a long time. Be glad when I find out just what it is I have. Wait, wait, wait. That seems like all I do.

Going to a wedding tomorrow. One of my former students. Went to her older sisters wedding last year.

Well, I guess I need to help Bill clean up water in the basement. With all the rain we had, the basement leaked.

Have a good day everyone.

Bets


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019428
06/19/15 02:14 PM
06/19/15 02:14 PM
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Alabama
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Bets, glad there is improvement, if only a bit. I hope once the results are in they are able to help a lot and quickly! wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019440
06/19/15 03:49 PM
06/19/15 03:49 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Welcome to the weekend Boomers. happydance


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019448
06/19/15 04:30 PM
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Alabama
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Welcome to the weekend, Space. Anything fun planned?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1019452
06/19/15 04:45 PM
06/19/15 04:45 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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I'm on dog sitting duty all weekend and they have a lab and a Golden. I can't wait. puppy


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019461
06/19/15 06:12 PM
06/19/15 06:12 PM
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Alabama
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Oh how fun! Enjoy puppy


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1019469
06/19/15 07:43 PM
06/19/15 07:43 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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I don't think it is possible to not have fun with a Lab and a Golden. lol


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1019470
06/19/15 07:45 PM
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What a great weekend you have planned SpaceQ! yay


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Re: TGIF [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1019486
06/19/15 09:29 PM
06/19/15 09:29 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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I'm off to the store for more doggie treats. smile


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Re: TGIF [Re: Space Quest Fan] #1019501
06/19/15 11:49 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good night Boomers. sleep


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