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Jokes. #1019711
06/22/15 02:26 AM
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-1.Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
A. I just love b-----' r-----.

-2.Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little s--------.

-3.Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no h----!

-4.Q: Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his c-----.

-5.A plateau is the highest form of f-------.

-6.I went on a once in a lifetime holiday. N---- a----.

-7.A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, 'Got any I. D. ?' The driver replied, 'B--- w---?’

-8.Rembrandt painted 700 pictures in his life time and Americans have all s---- t------d of them.

-9.Our baby was so big when he was born, the doctor was afraid to s--- h--.

10.I would go through many things for you. Let's start with your b--- a------!

lol

Last edited by curly; 06/22/15 05:19 PM.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019712
06/22/15 02:51 AM
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6. Never again! lol

Morning Curly smile


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019716
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3. Hands lol Good morning Curly wave

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019717
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Good morning, good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019720
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1. Bakins' robins? (bacons' robins)?


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019721
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019723
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2. shellfish. lol
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019726
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Good ones. Hi Haroula.

Gerry, close enough, I have baskin' as in basking in the sun!


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019729
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5. flattery

Morning curly, chocobunny


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019732
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019735
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Thanks. Hi Gail.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019745
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019746
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Good one Marian.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019758
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019759
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Thanks Joan.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019768
06/22/15 02:21 PM
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10. Bank account! smile


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1019785
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Merci K. Bonne soirée.


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