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Hump Day #1020982
06/30/15 07:48 PM
06/30/15 07:48 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Carl Jung (1875 - 1961)
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WHAT WE LEARN FROM THE MOVIES


-- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.

-- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-- If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-- After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.

-- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-- Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.

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WINDERS 8


MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE:

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia. If you have one of the Georgia editions you may need some help understanding the commands.

The Georgia edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen.

It reads WINDERS 8 with a background picture of the General Lee super imposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.

Also note:

Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse

My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption

Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys

Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard

Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive

Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.

Other features:

Instead of an error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.

OK = ats aww-right

cancel = hail no

reset = awa shoot

yes = shore

no = Naaaa

find = hunt-fer it

go to = over yonder

back = back yonder

help = hep me out here

stop = ternit off

start = crank it up

settings = sittins

programs = stuff that does stuff

documents = stuff I done done

Also note that winders 8 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to winders 8:

tiperiter................A word processor

colering book............a graphics program

addin mershene...........calculator

scratch paper ...........notepad

jupe-box ................CD Player

inner-net................Microsoft Explorer

pichers..................A graphics viewer

IRS......................M/S accounting software

IRS2.....................M/S accounting software with hidden files

coon dog.................American kennel club records

fishin...................Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records.

NRA......................National Rifle Association

shot gun ................Remington Arms price list

riffel...................Winchester price list

pisstel..................Smith & Wesson price list

truck....................Ford & Chevrolet dealers in GA. by zip code

house....................Nearest Mobil home repair service by zip code

car .....................same as truck, just need two lists in Texas

cuzzins..................family history usually a 3 meg file

tax records..............usually an empty file

shells...................ammunition inventory, another 3 meg file

bud......................list of Budwiser dealers by zip code

racin....................NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the race car n' truck

Parts.......nearest Junk yard by zip code

doc .....................veterinarians by zip code

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Georgia edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


My 6:30 deadline is almost upon me, and since I have another 3:30 wake up call, I'm in my usual panic to get this out for your reading pleasure. snicker


On that subject, I can personally guarantee you will gain much pleasure from reading this (not the dribble I'm saying but the jokes), or I will refund your money, plus return postage. thumbsup


think Actually I may need to make an exception for Georgia readers, sorry. duh


6:39..... think


I hate pressure. taz


Have a happy day everyone. wink



joe









Last edited by gymcandy1; 06/30/15 07:49 PM.

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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1020989
06/30/15 08:04 PM
06/30/15 08:04 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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Hope your work day goes quickly Joe!

Have a great day everyone!


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Re: Hump Day [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1020991
06/30/15 08:08 PM
06/30/15 08:08 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Have a great Wednesday Joe, Ana and my fellow Boomers. thumbsup


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1020992
06/30/15 08:11 PM
06/30/15 08:11 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
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In the Naughty Corner
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You too SpaceQ!


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Re: Hump Day [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1021007
06/30/15 09:49 PM
06/30/15 09:49 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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thanks Ana smile


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Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1021034
07/01/15 05:48 AM
07/01/15 05:48 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
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wave wave Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana and everyone. Joe hope you got plenty of sleep. Spaceq enjoy your day. Ana hope your doctor appt. went well. Coffee is ready. A Happy Day wished for All! wave wave


Gerry
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1021046
07/01/15 07:22 AM
07/01/15 07:22 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,021
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. To all here and all who drop in later, have a Terrific Hump Day. Danish, BB Pancakes, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Hump Day [Re: connie] #1021062
07/01/15 09:51 AM
07/01/15 09:51 AM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope you have a very happy Hump Day!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Two days and counting to a lovely, long weekend! woot

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1021070
07/01/15 10:37 AM
07/01/15 10:37 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Happy Hump Day ya'll puppy

It's Friday for hubby. He is looking forward to some much deserved rest.

I slept in this morning cos I didn't sleep at all last night. It was one of those nights when I saw the clock at least once an hour. The Cully is hanging with me and son and the Per are still sleeping. I'm thinking I'm going to have a "don't move very much" day. I may cook books today. We shall see. wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1021081
07/01/15 11:50 AM
07/01/15 11:50 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
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San Diego, CA
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WE had Thunder and Lightning yesterday!!!! Yes we did. For about 15 minutes here and there. They even evacuated the beaches just in case. Was a nice day though. I loved the thunder. And with the thunder came about 20 drops of rain. Phooey! We just don't get wet in this area. Maybe it will rain a bit more today. I'm hopeful.


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Re: Hump Day [Re: Sorta Blonde] #1021082
07/01/15 12:00 PM
07/01/15 12:00 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Half a day without rain.... a new record. lol


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