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Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner #1021946
07/06/15 07:44 PM
07/06/15 07:44 PM
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Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.
~Sam Ewing

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Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?
A: Beer.

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Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."

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Q: What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back?
A: A dirty double-crosser

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Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" she asks.
The shepherd agrees. She blurts out, "352!"
The shepherd is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd. "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn't at her feet. She found him in his bed ''sleeping''. She called his name, but he didn't get up. So she took him to the vet and told the vet that her dog wouldn't wake up. So he looked at her dog and said, ''Your dog is dead''. She asked the doctor to perform another test to be sure.
The doctor went into another room, and came back with a cage. In it there was a cat. He let the cat out, and she walked arund the dog, sniffed, and went back in her cage. The doc put the cat back in the other room. He came out and said again, ''Your dog is dead''.
She was like ''Ok, how much do I owe you?''
The doctor said ''$300''
She said, ''What!?!? How could it cost that much??''
He said ''$15 for me to say he was dead. Then $285 for the cat scan''

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Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''
''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''

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One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.
"What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified.
"Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on."

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I am way behind today, and dead tired. tired


Just after I got in bed last night, the kids across the street started setting off fireworks. They were loud. Very loud. mad


It was really upsetting Baby. I tried ignoring it and hoping they would finish quickly, but they just kept going and going.


I finally got up and called they police, and the lady say, "They are allowed to set off fireworks between 8am and 12am. taz


Now I have not even showered yet, and have to be there at 5:00 again.


I've gotta rush and get my shower and get to bed.


Have a great day everyone. wave



joe


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1021959
07/06/15 08:36 PM
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thanks for the jokes Joe. lol


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1021965
07/06/15 08:59 PM
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Joe, so sorry about the fireworks. If it helps any, it's been day and night here for ten days already. And quite a few of them have been wall shaking. Merlin is terrified. To add insult to that, it's thundering and stormy again. He can't get a break. I hope you can get some sleep tonight.

SpaceQ, wave

Have an awesome day everyone!

Ana wave


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1021969
07/06/15 09:11 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hi, everyone. wave Just saying a quick hello and goodbye, as we are having thunderstorms yet again. crazy I have work in the morning and singing practice when I get home.

Hope everyone has a terrific Tuesday. summer


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Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1021990
07/07/15 05:15 AM
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wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, SpaceQ, venus and all. Joe hope you got some sleep and baby calmed down. Ana, SpaceQ and venus have a nice day. Coffee is ready. happy Day wished for All Boomers! wave


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1021999
07/07/15 06:23 AM
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Good Morning Boomers lab

Joe, sorry about the fireworks keeping you awake. Wished people would realize how much they upset the animals.

Space, have a great day.

Ana, Sorry it's storming again. Does Merlin have a Thunder shirt?

Venus, wishing you a good workday.

Gerry, enjoy whatever the day brings today.

Connie, have a super day!

Wishing everyone here and everyone on their way a good day today! cat


Gail
Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1022003
07/07/15 07:08 AM
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Good morning everyone. Early vet appointment for Outlaw. puppy To all here and all who follow, have a Terrific Tuesday. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and Biscuits with Sausage Gravy in the NC. Biscuit Bottoms for L4L. summer


Connie
Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: connie] #1022012
07/07/15 09:47 AM
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Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope you finally got some restful sleep. Have a great Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1022030
07/07/15 11:09 AM
07/07/15 11:09 AM
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Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

Hubby and I were up with the chickens to walk the dogs. Popped out the door and found Jesse, the rottie from next door cavorting in our yard. He came over and I took him home. Rang the doorbell and knocked on the door til they came to get him. I know they probably didn't want him back that early, but he did not need to be roaming (and isn't usually.)

Then home to change and do a few things and head to the farmer's market. Got lots of yummy stuff. Hauled it all in and fed the by-now-cooled-off-dogs, and finally it is time to sit and surf for a bit before the boys get here.

Joe, I feel your pain. I've come to really dislike this time of year because of the inconsiderate people. We had folks last night setting them off from 10:30 to 12:00 P.M. hardwall

Space wave

Ana, hope it calms down for you soon.

Venus, have a great day.

Gerry, have a great day and thanks for the coffee.

Gail, what's up for you today?

Connie, hope Outlaw has a good visit. You Rock! Thanks for the biscuit bottoms.

Happy skooshing, Darlene wave

Back later


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1022036
07/07/15 11:46 AM
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For those of you with totally noisy, inconsiderate neighbors who are making booms or just playing loud music, here's a tip my ex hubby and I used long ago. We had been at the shooting range and had those awesome 'earmuffs' (the kind the guys also wear on the airport work crew) and decided to try them. Slept great all night once we got used to not sleeping on our sides. Awesome sound muffling. Too bad hubby took them when we divorced. Went looking for them the other day and he must have decided that both pair were his. Amazing how I don't miss things he took until years later. rotfl


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1022044
07/07/15 12:18 PM
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Good morning everybody!! I am home and was met by one little happy camper!!! Guess Sassy missed me. lol Poor thing had one bad week with me gone, all the fireworks and thunderstorms, and a battle with another dog. sad She is OK now!

Joe thanks for the chuckles! Hope they stop with all the fireworks soonest for you! Have a lovely day!

Space have a lovely day!

Ana I hope all that "booming" stops soonest for you also! Have a lovely day!

venus may work be fun and singing sound great! Have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee and have a lovely day!

Gail glad the sun is out. Have a nice walk with the dogs! Have a lovely day!

Connie thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Darlene may work go smooth and you have a lovely day!

L4l glad it was cool enough for a nice walk this morning. Have a lovely day!

Sorta lol Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: auntiegram] #1022090
07/07/15 03:56 PM
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More rain here today. frown


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1022117
07/07/15 08:35 PM
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Haroula, I hope all is well.

Nan, Poor Sassy! I bet she's not going to let you go again!

Connie, I hope Outlaw is doing better now.

Space, the storms stopped this morning and we had a chilly, but sunny day. I hope it makes it way to you.

be back...


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1022119
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Sweet dreams all sleep


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: looney4labs] #1022121
07/07/15 08:50 PM
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Thanks Ana. smile


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: Space Quest Fan] #1022122
07/07/15 08:51 PM
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Hello everyone. wave

I got off of work at 2:00 and came home. I was looking at the weather forecast for tomorrow, and it's calling for 80% chance of rain. I looked at the radar and saw storms approaching. I looked out the window and saw very dark clouds to the South. eek

I am off tomorrow and was thinking of going to the creek, so I thought if it rains, I may not be able to go tomorrow, and I still had several hours of daylight left today, so why not run over there this evening....so I did, and I found {{{{THIS}}}} penguin

We had very heavy rain last Friday that caused more flash flooding at the creek, and I have not been back over there yet, and I really hope I can go back tomorrow if it's not raining too much. happydance

I hope you're all enjoying your evening. yes

I have to run and get my shower now. My arms are sticking to my sides. shocked


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 07/07/15 08:55 PM.

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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1022127
07/07/15 09:27 PM
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Good night Boomers. sleep


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1022129
07/07/15 09:38 PM
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Well done Joe! WooHoo!

Sweet dreams L4L and Space...


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Re: Tuesday's Toe Tapping Terrific Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1022133
07/07/15 10:20 PM
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Good night everyone. Tomorrow is my day off. I hope it's better than today was. I witnessed a horrific motorcycle accident that had just happened seconds before I came upon it. The driver of the motorcycle was laying in the road. The fire trucks and police and EMT's hadn't arrived as yet so I knew it had just happened. The motorcycle was in pieces all over the road. There was no chance that the person in the road was still alive. I said a prayer for him and drove home. I hope I never come across a scene like that ever again. It reminded me how fragile we all are.

I'm going to find my pillow and try not to think about my day.

Midgie hearts sleep


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