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Jokes. #1021987
07/07/15 02:26 AM
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-1.I went to school to become a wit, only got h------ through.

-2.Some days you're the dog, some days you're the h------.

-3.Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a l------- on the same night.

4.Regardless of the temptation, don't lick a s---- knife.

-5.You should never say anything to a woman that even hints that you think she's
p-------.

-6.I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
"Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would d----- the p------.

-7.If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his h---- with s---?

-8.Where do f----- r-----s go to "get away from it all?"

-9.What was the best thing before s----- b----?

-10.Why is there an expiration date on s--- c----?

lol

Last edited by curly; 07/07/15 04:49 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1021994
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022002
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Morning, thanks.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022004
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022006
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022008
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022009
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022010
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Oui.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022013
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022024
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022028
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022065
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022072
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Thanks Bob.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022083
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1022101
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Merci K.


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