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Funny Signs #1025197
07/27/15 09:07 AM
07/27/15 09:07 AM
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Orleans, Ontario, CANADA
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Have fun with these, I know I did.

x1. In a podiatrist's office:

Time w----- all h----

x2. On a septic tank truck:

Yesterday's m---- on w-----

x3. On a plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a d---, call your plumber

x4. On an electrician's truck:

Let us r----- your s-----

x5. On a maternity room door:

p--- ---- ----

x6. Outside a muffler shop:

No appointment necessary, we h--- you c-----

x7. In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

s-- s---

x8. Outside a radiator shop:

Best place in town to t--- a l---

x9. On the back of another septic tank truck:

Caution ; this truck is full of p-------- p-------

x10. Over a gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones, at your c-----

Last edited by OrleansBelle; 07/28/15 08:55 AM.

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025198
07/27/15 09:15 AM
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10. cervix lol


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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025201
07/27/15 09:28 AM
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4. remove your shorts lol

Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025202
07/27/15 09:30 AM
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Orleans, Ontario, CANADA
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Good start


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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025212
07/27/15 09:52 AM
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Nova Scotia
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These are quite funny

Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025213
07/27/15 09:53 AM
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025214
07/27/15 09:58 AM
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Yep


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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025224
07/27/15 10:46 AM
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near Yosemite
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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025225
07/27/15 10:46 AM
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The Garden State
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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025239
07/27/15 11:54 AM
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5. push push push


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Re: Funny Signs [Re: curly] #1025241
07/27/15 11:59 AM
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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025245
07/27/15 12:08 PM
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Cute puzzle!


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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025247
07/27/15 12:20 PM
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Ottawa Ontario Canada
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9: political promises !


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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025249
07/27/15 12:24 PM
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Orleans, Ontario, CANADA
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All good answers.

#1 was clocked in at the same time, so LK, seeing you are in second, please try another one


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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025261
07/27/15 02:02 PM
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Isle of Man
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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025262
07/27/15 02:07 PM
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Orleans, Ontario, CANADA
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good one


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Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025353
07/28/15 04:29 AM
07/28/15 04:29 AM
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Mojave desert, California
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7. sit stay lol

Re: Funny Signs [Re: OrleansBelle] #1025384
07/28/15 08:55 AM
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And that's a wrap


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