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9. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or
ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above average drivers. -Dave Berry

Well, at least I know that I am.

3 - The best safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it - Dudley Moore

2. It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.

6. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein.

Excellent solves!

10. What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?

4. A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.

Yes to both!

5. It wasn't the Exxon Valdez captain's driving that caused the Alaskan oil spill. It was yours. -Greenpeace advertisement

Good solve!

1. Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

Well done!

8. When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll,
there's a good chance the transmission is shot.

Yes!

7. Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him - Art Buchwald

Well, yeah, 'cause that's suspicious