Squiggle
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08/24/15 09:26 AM
08/24/15 09:26 AM
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Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 52,940 Upstate NY
Pandora
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Posts: 52,940
Upstate NY
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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, GBC! Squiggle
Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching and start asking if I've switched the laundry over yet
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1029391
08/24/15 07:39 PM
08/24/15 07:39 PM
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Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 3,440 47.79N, 122.24W
BobH
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Disproving the old saying, "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
Bob As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1029400
08/24/15 08:21 PM
08/24/15 08:21 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661 Alabama
soot
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Dude, I can't!!! I'm stuck on it's finger!!!
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1029688
08/26/15 08:42 PM
08/26/15 08:42 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661 Alabama
soot
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Just seconds after Bill took the photo Tommy sneezed, pushing the bust's finger two inches into his nasal cavity. Bill then used Tommy's smartphone to call for medical help. It took the Fire Department a little over an hour and a half to cut the finger off the bust. The bronze finger had to be cooled frequently while it was cut so as not to burn Bill's nose and sinus cavity. Once removed, an ambulance transported Tommy to the nearest hospital to have the finger surgically removed. After Tommy woke from the surgery he found a note pinned to his hospital gown from the head ICU nurse ... "Some opportunities are best left to float right past your nose. Can't wait to talk to you about this incident ... Bill's story didn't make sense ... sorry we had to cut your Jedi shirt. Signed Nurse Ratched"
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1029856
08/28/15 01:12 AM
08/28/15 01:12 AM
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Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,167 New Zealand
shroeder
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To the tune, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
M'dusa the wide nosed tourist Had a big nose of his own But if you ever picked it You would then be turned to stone
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1030097
08/29/15 01:42 PM
08/29/15 01:42 PM
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Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262 Massachusetts
GBC
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Massachusetts
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good ones so far. Still have time. I'll pick the winner tomorrow
Gail
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1030240
08/30/15 05:22 PM
08/30/15 05:22 PM
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Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262 Massachusetts
GBC
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Massachusetts
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I had a hard time choosing as all these were so good but I kept coming back and laughing at Zookeeper's That'sssnot in my nose. So congrats Zookeeper....here's your trophy
Gail
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1030368
08/31/15 02:29 PM
08/31/15 02:29 PM
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Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,403 G.H. WA
zookeeper
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Wow what a surprise! I wondered if that line might be too yucky Thanks Gail! Thanks all!
I child-proofed my home... but they're still getting in!
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