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#1030388 - Yesterday at 07:17 PM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30574
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”
– Harry S. Truman


Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90.

When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, "Sarge, why'd you stop?"

"You dumb rookie," replied the Sarge. "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."


Two football players were taking an important final exam.

If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week.

The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder.

"Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba.

"Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."

He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank.

He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."


Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks


1. Never take a beer to a job interview.

2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.

5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.


1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.

2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.


1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the matter how good his manners are.


1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.

2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.

3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DATING (Outside the Family)

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."

3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.


1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.

2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.


1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.

3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.

4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.


1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.

2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.


A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Billy Bob, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Billy Bob answered, "but I don't think my Pa would like me to."

"Aw, come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but my Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Billy Bob thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my Pa is going to be real mad."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is your Pa?"

"Under the wagon."


Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!


Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!


You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!


Good morning everyboomie. welcome

If memory servs, my 3 day parole is up, and it's back to the big house....I mean the big box 5:00am. razz

Of course my memory *would* serve me on this when I can't even dismember what I had for lunch. slapforehead

When I want to forget something, I can't remember to do it. blush

Some things are burned into my memory, just like picking up something red hot and having the outline of it burned into my hand. scared

Like.......songs that I hate, but can't get them out of my head. hardwall

Like.......accidentally walking in on my 83 year old mama when she was naked. taz

I miss my mama, but somethings you just don't want to remember. wink

I hope I remember to set my alarm..............I think.

Have a happy day everyone.


Edited by gymcandy1 (Yesterday at 07:20 PM)
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

#1030392 - Yesterday at 07:28 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 11055
Loc: Columbus,Ohio
Have a great Tuesday Joe and all my fellow Boomers. yay
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

#1030404 - Yesterday at 09:00 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 67621
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Oh dear Joe. rotfl You crack me up! Have a wonderful day!

SpaceQ, Happy Tuesday!

Happy day wished to all! I'm going to the city to visit my son today. yay
Don't feed the Trolls

#1030408 - Yesterday at 10:10 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 15056
Loc: Massachusetts
Hi Joe, Space, and Ana. Have a wonderful time with your son Ana. kissy. Work tomorrow from 8 to 11. Have a wonderful day everyone. I get to call my auto mechanic to see if my car is ready. I'm so hoping it is. After many bucks to repair what I hit( a curb) I really want my car back. Anyone have an incident where you had no idea that there was an accident waiting to happen? Apparently this particular curb has cost many mishaps. The retired police officer who lived right there where I hit the curb, knew of many such accidents, wanted me to go to their town hall to report my accident to the planning board to complain about that poor planning.

We'll see what happens.

I'm going to bed. See you on the flip side.

Midgie hearts
Just do it.

#1030430 - Today at 02:50 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 9093
Loc: Greece
Good morning have all a happy day. smile wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#1030435 - 42 minutes 30 seconds ago Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 18819
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Space, Ana, Midgie, Haroula and everyone. Coffee is ready and tea water is on.
Hope you all enjoy your day! summer wave


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