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Hump Day #1030528
09/01/15 06:39 PM
09/01/15 06:39 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Calera, Oklahoma
“Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.”

– Unknown

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You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!

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A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey.

His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client.

"Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury," concluded the lawyer, "you've looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury box and honestly believe that if my client had ANY whiskey he would sell it?"

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Redneck Driver's Application

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.


Last name: ________________

First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I'm sitting here looking at my computer screen and falling asleep again, but hey, I've been up since 3:40. tired


I was 10 minutes late for my 3:30 wake up appointment. rolleyes


I've gotta do it again in the morning, so you know where I'ma heading as soon as I post this. sleep


It's a bit early, but for some reason I don't seem to mind getting a little more sleep. razz


I think my body has a very high tolerance threshold for sleep. thumbsup


Yep, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. wink


Have a happy day everyone. rah



joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1030532
09/01/15 07:09 PM
09/01/15 07:09 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Enjoy your Wednesday Joe. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1030550
09/01/15 10:33 PM
09/01/15 10:33 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe, Space and all! I just got home from spending the day walking the lakefront in Chicago. I walked over 12 miles and my feet hate me. They haven't recuperated from my race on Saturday yet. lol

Today I will run the dogs and relax at the pool.

Have a great one!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1030559
09/02/15 05:46 AM
09/02/15 05:46 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
Kaki's Sister Online happy
Sonic Boomer
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Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana and everyone. Joe sounds like you need some vitamin D! smile Ana that was some walk! Glad you are going to relax today. yes Coffee is ready and tea water is simmering. Happy Day wished for all. summer wave


Gerry
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1030571
09/02/15 07:35 AM
09/02/15 07:35 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
GBC Offline
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Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers summer

Joe, Happy Hump Day!

Ana, you deserve a sleep in this morning. Have a nice relaxing day!

Gerry, girls are off to school. Bring on the coffee.

A nice dog walk this morning. Have to get into a new routine now that school has started. On the bright side is lots of gaming time. woot


Gail
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1030581
09/02/15 08:50 AM
09/02/15 08:50 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
connie Offline
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Super Hump Day. Danish, Sausage and Eggs, and BB Pancakes in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Hump Day [Re: connie] #1030584
09/02/15 09:51 AM
09/02/15 09:51 AM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
Darlene Offline
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Posts: 10,450
Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope your early Hump Day goes easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1030591
09/02/15 10:33 AM
09/02/15 10:33 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Wonderful Wednesday! May the force be with ya'll puppy wink

Hubby and I were out the door before the sun to walk the monkeys. We were greeted by high humidity, and a very loud and stinky garbage truck. Had to change our route to avoid it. Glad they came but did not like having my morning quiet shattered by it.

Then home to clean up and go back to bed and read for a bit before falling back to sleep. I kept waking myself up snoring so I fired my CPAP back up so I really could sleep.

Up for the second time. Switched my tv to ABC only to find a notice that my cable wasn't working. Now clearly, it is as I have all the other channels. Called the cable company who professed surprise ABC is not working lol

I think I'll avoid book cooking today as I seem to be walking around in a fog today. Maybe coffee will help wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1030593
09/02/15 11:17 AM
09/02/15 11:17 AM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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northern Wisconsin
Well it was suppose to be another Abbi day but.....since it thundered and stormed all night and so far today.....no Abbi cause she will stay home with dad, since they can't mow in the rain. sad

Making brownies for our meeting tonight and then relax and do some gaming I believe!!! happydance

Have a lovely day everybody!!!

wave
Nan

Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1030605
09/02/15 01:49 PM
09/02/15 01:49 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Ohhhhh, brownies...yum!


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Hump Day [Re: looney4labs] #1030624
09/02/15 04:15 PM
09/02/15 04:15 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Did someone say brownies??? I will be available all day for quality inspection. lol


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1030668
09/02/15 09:14 PM
09/02/15 09:14 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 15,630
Massachusetts
Midge Offline
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Posts: 15,630
Massachusetts
Hi Boomies. Sorry I haven't been here today. I haven't been myself since my accident last Thursday. I finally get my Honda back tomorrow. It's been a very long week. I hope you all had a great day today.

I'm headed for my pillow now. See you on the flip side. Night.

Midgie hearts sleep


Just do it.
Re: Hump Day [Re: Midge] #1030674
09/02/15 09:47 PM
09/02/15 09:47 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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I hope you feel better soon Midge.

Good night Boomers. sleep


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