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TGIF #1035577
10/09/15 01:01 AM
10/09/15 01:01 AM
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Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-Robert Bloch

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Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.

"OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce." "Well, your honor," Dan started, "Every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I'd end up making love to her by mistake."

"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said. "You'd better believe there is a difference, your honor. That's why I want the divorce," he replied.

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There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.

The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money.

Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

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One day long ago, a man and woman got married. The man told the woman that there would always be a box under the bed but to never look into it. So they were married for 40 years and the woman never looked in the box. On the morning of their 40th anniversary, the wife looked in the box. In the box, there was about 300 dollars in small bills, and 3 empty beer bottles. At dinner that evening, the woman just had to ask. So she did, she asked "what are those beer bottles for, you know, in the box under the bed?" The man said, oh no, you looked. OK, Every time I've been unfaithful to you, I chugged a beer and put it in the box.

The wife says, well for forty years, that's not so bad. At night, the woman was having a bad night, she could not get to sleep, something was bugging her. Then she remembered. She shook awake her husband and asked, what was the money for, though. The guy says, what? The lady says, you know, the money in the box. The guy says, well, every time the box filled up, I took it in and got money for the bottles.

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With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight."

His wife replied, "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't have time to go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal tonight!"

The husband said, "I know all that."

"Then why in the world did you invite your friend for supper tonight?" asked the wife.

The guy answered, "Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married."

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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I am majorly tired tonight, and it's midnight, so I'm going to make this short.


I've gotta get to bed before Pepper destroys the kitchen. taz


I hope you all have a super Friday. yes



joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1035589
10/09/15 05:14 AM
10/09/15 05:14 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe and all. Joe I hope you get a good night sleep. sleep Coffee is ready and tea water too.
Happy Friday all! dance fall wave


Gerry
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1035600
10/09/15 06:05 AM
10/09/15 06:05 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good morning. I brought my tea bag with me Gerry. Thanks for the hot water. I hope you all have a wonderful day. My sister and nephew are on the east coast. They will be coming over about 12:30 today and stay over night here with me. I wish their time with me were longer but they have so many family members they want to see, all I have is one night with them. I can't wait to have them here.

Midgie hearts


Just do it.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1035603
10/09/15 06:38 AM
10/09/15 06:38 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. To all here and all who stop in later, have a Wonderful TGIF. Midge, IHOP has the best Pumpkin Pancakes. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and Waffles in the NC. fall


Connie
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1035605
10/09/15 06:50 AM
10/09/15 06:50 AM
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Greece
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Greece
Good morning,hope you all have a happy day. wave
Today the kids made apple pie at kindergarten happydance


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1035624
10/09/15 10:06 AM
10/09/15 10:06 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Good morning boomies! We made it to Friday! Chiropractor and errands today.

Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1035631
10/09/15 11:02 AM
10/09/15 11:02 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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northern Wisconsin
Joe sleep fast!! Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the coffee. Have a lovely day!

Midge enjoy your time with your sister!!! Have a lovely day!

Connie we don't have one here. sad Thanks for the goodies and have a lovely day!

Haroula I bet they had fun! Have a lovely day!

Ana good luck with the adjustment and have a lovely day!

I am off to take my son-in-law to his doctor appointment!! Have a lovely day everybody!!

wave
Nan

Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1035634
10/09/15 11:09 AM
10/09/15 11:09 AM
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Alabama
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Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

Doggies and I had a nice walk, followed by cleaning up and fueling up. Will be leaving in a couple of hours to pick hubby up at the airport wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1035647
10/09/15 12:02 PM
10/09/15 12:02 PM
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Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope your TGIF goes easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Slept in. Lovely... smile

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: TGIF [Re: Darlene] #1035650
10/09/15 12:06 PM
10/09/15 12:06 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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welcome to the weekend Boomers. happydance


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1035657
10/09/15 12:48 PM
10/09/15 12:48 PM
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Massachusetts
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Good Day Boomers: fall

Wishing everyone here and everyone on their way a wonderful, peaceful, happy day. lab


Gail
Re: TGIF [Re: GBC] #1035683
10/09/15 05:46 PM
10/09/15 05:46 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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looney,

Do you have weekend plans?


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1035701
10/09/15 09:38 PM
10/09/15 09:38 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
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Alabama
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Space, we are going to be as quiet as possible. No boys til Sunday but then we have them for a week. So I'm storing up peace rotfl

Time for bed. Sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1035705
10/09/15 10:47 PM
10/09/15 10:47 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good night looney. Good luck on the storing up peace. lol


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