A man was answering questions from his
psychologist. "If your ear was cut off with a
sword what would happen?" "I wouldn't be able to
hear in that ear". "If your other ear was then
cut off, what would happen?". "I wouldn't be able
to see".

What was the rationale behind his thinking?

Couldn't wear his glasses?

I think a lot of us would have that same problem.

... or maybe his hat would fall down over his eyes

...easier to remove wax from ears!!

Better yet: no more washing behind the ears