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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.

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I'm a man of few words, BUT I use 'em often!!

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I child-proofed my home... but they're still getting in!

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To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self.
I wonder what's on television...?

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Bob
As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.

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If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.

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It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

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The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.