x 1. What's the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?
x 2. What's the difference between a lone fisherman and a reluctant student?
x 3. What's the difference between a railroad conductor and a teacher?
x 4. What's the difference between a waiter who's just served bread and an angry goat?
x 5. Why is a baker like a poor man?
x 6. Why is a mouse like hay?
x 7. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
x 8. What's brown and sticky?
x 9. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
x 10. So, a ghost went out and bought a house. What was the very next thing he had to buy?

9: because he was monkeying around?

was raining and he slipped off a branch?

3. one trains the mind and the other minds the train

Right on Denis and manXman

5. they both need dough

8.A stick

1. One can’t see to go, the other can’t go to sea.

Hi soot.

7. Because if it had four doors it would be a sedan.

6. Because the cat'll eat it.

You all are good

I just figured this one out!

2. One baits a hook and one hates a book. A bit of a spoonerism.

Well done Cue

Well, soot, this last one was a toughie. I'm going to say "home moaners insurance"

4. One has brought fresh rolls and the other is a hot butter (or words to that effect).

Right on Cue

Close enough Lex ... one brings you butter while the other is a butter