MARCUS AURELIUS ANTONINUS
Be like the promontory against which the waves continually break, but it stands firm and tames the fury of the water around it.
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Top Ten Changes CBS Is Making To The Grammys10. "Best Country Album" award determined by good old fashioned leg wrasslin."
9. "Only live performance of the evening: A Howard Dean crazed rant."
8. "New category: Song most illegally downloaded."
7. "To encourage people to watch CBS, changing title to "CSI Grammys."
6. "For safety reasons, earth and wind may perform but fire is prohibited."
5. "Bjork will be even bjorkier!"
4. "To draw fans of the Latin Grammys, all participants will wear sombreros."
3. "Opening number: A musical tribute to the FCC."
2. "Only Jackson permitted at the ceremony is Marlon, who is working backstage as a grip."
1. "If your acceptance speech is over 30 seconds, Puffy starts shooting."
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Top Ten Things Never Before Said by a Presidential Candidate10. "Vote for me or I'll slash your tires"
9. "Forget universal health care -- I'm buying every American an XBox"
8. "In a crisis I ask myself, 'What would Tony Danza do?'?
7. "I'd give you my plan for economic recovery if I wasn't rip stinkin' drunk"
6. "If your last name begins with 'M' through 'Z,' sorry -- your taxes are doubling"
5. "We're gonna cut the deficit by selling North Dakota to Canada"
4. "I have tons of experience from being president of the Burt Reynolds fan club"
3. "Lady, that is one ugly baby"
2. "When I'm president, I'm putting Regis on Mt. Rushmore"
1. "Read my lips: no new wardrobe malfunctions"
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy At Starbucks10. "We ran out of coffee filters, so I'm using one of my old undershirts."
9. "Try our triple cappuccino -- It's a legal alternative to crack."
8. "Let me make sure that's not too hot."
7. "You know, I licked every one of these stirrers."
6. "One Decaf Venti Skim Latte -- 39 dollars."
5. "Sugar with that?"
4. "Grande Caramel Macchaito? Talk English!"
3. "If I catch any of you people going into a Dunkin' Donuts for coffee, I'll break your legs!"
2. "Some whipped cream for you... and some whipped cream for me."
1. "After work, I'm gonna pick up a hooker-uccino."
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy In A Hotel10. "The desk clerk is nuts, so whatever room number she gives you, add three."
9. "I wrote you a note about halfway through your roll of toilet paper."
8. "Meet me in the whirlpool in twenty minutes."
7. "If you want a bellhop, press '1' on your phone; If you want a hooker, press '2.'"
6. "Ring this bell again, I'll burn your luggage."
5. "Hey, could you go over to the Ramada and swipe us some towels?"
4. "You know, every room has a hair dryer -- How's that for ritzy?"
3. "Are you the [blip] that took my gin out of the minibar?"
2. "Wanna see the pictures I took of you sleeping?"
1. "Do you mind sharing your room with a monkey?"
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Good morning everyboomie.
Another weekend has come to an end for me, but thank goodness we're half way through the work week, eh?
I had a great day off yesterday. It rained all morning, not very hard, but steady actually all night and all morning.
There was water standing everywhere, and lots of runoff, so I know the creek is up. Hopefully way up.
Now if this coming weekend can be nice weather it will coincide with my plans head hunt.
For some reason they have me scheduled from 6:00am to 3:00 on Wednesday. SILLY PEOPLE, it's freight day!!! I'm going in at 5:00am instead.
Same thing for Friday. Will they never learn?
I hear that freight train coming down the line as I
speak, as I type.
Better get to bed now.
Have a very happy day everyone.
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Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana, Haroula and everyone. Coffee is ready and tea water is on. Wishing you all a happy day. 
Have an easy peasy day!
This morning we had a teeny tiny sliver of sun but won't last at all. Hope the dogs are both feeling well as can be! HUGS! Have a lovely day!
