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Thump Day #1041713
11/18/15 07:46 PM
11/18/15 07:46 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
It’s useless to hold a person to anything he says while he’s in love, drunk, or running for office.
~SHIRLEY MACLAINE~

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Letterman - Top Ten Things Governor Schwarzenegger Hears In A Typical Day

10. "When are you going to drop the phony accent?"

9. "Read the Education Budget and then you can have some Strudel."

8. "Why does this place always smell like Baby Oil?"

7. "Are you driving the Hummer to the Earth Day rally?"

6. "Letterman on the phone again -- should I tell him you're still in a meeting?"

5. "The Governor will answer a few questions then show off his abs and delts."

4. "Relax, Governor -- I wasn't sent from the future to kill you."

3. "When shaking hands with assembly members, stop squeezing once you hear a crack."

2. "You gave up a $25 million salary to do this?!"

1. "Governor, please put the desk down."

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Top Ten Catch Phrases Ryan Seacrest Rejected Before "Seacrest Out!" presented by Ryan Seacrest

10. "Seabiscuit out!"

9. "Wow, I'm gorgeous!"

8. "Next time bring your sister, you hump."

7. "All hail North Korea's brave leader Kim Jong-Il!"

6. "This is Ryan Seacrest saying, 'Don't let the Asian Bird Flu get you!'"

5. "I'm lactose-intolerant."

4. "Don't have your pets spayed or neutered."

3. "This has been Ryan Seacrest on 'American Idol,' or 'American Top 40,' or 'On-Air with Ryan Seacrest,' or whatever the hell I'm on right now!"

2. "Vote for Kucinich/Seacrest this November."

1. "So long, losers!"

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Top Ten Good Things About Being A New York Yankee presented by George Steinbrenner

10. "With the player discount, a hot dog at Yankee Stadium is now only $50"

9. "Your bobble-head doll is a legal form of identification in New York State"

8. "With me there's very little pressure to win"

7. "Hideki Matsui can teach you to sing in Japanese"

6. "After every game, Yogi Berra gives you a complimentary foot massage"

5. "Our spring training facility is near a Hooters"

4. "Take it from the guy signing the checks -- some of the players do OK for themselves"

3. "Pinstripes make your butt look slimmer"

2. "You get to meet all of Derek Jeter's girlfriends"

1. "You think this A-Rod deal is good? We're about to sign TY Cobb"

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Top Ten Things I Have Learned Interning At the LATE SHOW
(As presented by the LATE SHOW interns)


10. "Television is a magical dreamland of paying delivery guys and replacing toner cartridges"

9. "Late Show T-shirts are made in a sweatshop under the Ed Sullivan Theater"

8. " hours of work go into writing Dave's so-called 'fan mail'"

7. " differences allow you to distinguish Dave's twin poodles, Chablis and Chardonnay"

6. "Any idiot can become famous if they own a suit and can read a cue card"

5. "New York is a wonderful place to meet hookers"

4. " I'm asked, 'Have you ever wasted four months of your life?' I'll be ready with an answer"

3. "I get to go to Dave's barber"

2. " make Dave's coffee, add two scoops of French roast for every cup of Dewar's"

1. "My parents lie and say I intern for Leno"

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Top Ten Things I'd Like To Get Off My Chest Now That I'm in the Baseball Hall of Fame
(As presented by Paul Moliter and Dennis Eckersley)


10. "Once after I hit a grand slam I kissed the umpire on the mouth"

9. "In case there's any confusion, when I die, please don't freeze me"

8. "On July 17, 1984, I told the manager I pulled a hamstring and I went to see 'Ghostbusters'"

7. "Thank God I was never a Devil Ray"

6. "I joined a gym so I can continue to shower with men"

5. "Forget all that stuff during contract negotiations -- I was seriously, seriously overpaid"

4. "I traded my 1993 World Series ring for two front row tickets to a Jethro Tull concert"

3. "Once a guy made a joke about the mustache so I beat him to death with a Fungo Bat"

2. "During difficult times in my life I rebroadcast or retransmitted games without the express written consent of Major League Baseball"

1. "Earlier today, I married Britney Spears"

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Top Ten Messages on Britney Spears' Answering Machine

10. "This is the printing company. Your wedding announcements are ready"

9. "Hey, it's Christina Aguilera, did you get married or did I?"

8. "It's the printing company. Your annulment announcements are ready"

7. "Rush Limbaugh here. I'd love to try whatever you were taking the other night."

6. "So other than the embarrassing marriage and annulment, how was Vegas?"

5. "Hey, it's Paris. You don't need to get married to get attention. Just have sex on the internet."

4. "This is Kenny from high school. I have a couple of hours free on Thursday if you want to get married and divorced."

3. "Honey, it's Liza. Next time, instead of an annulment, hit him with a bottle."

2. "It's Jessica Simpson. Thanks for making me look like a genius."

1. "Pete Rose here. I bet 10,000 dollars on your marriage lasting a week"

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Top Ten Things We Learned From The Mars Rover

10. Contrary to earlier findings, Mars only about a mile from Earth

9. NASA's Mars footage looks suspiciously similar to Atari's Asteroids

8. So far, no sign of Mork

7. Thought I saw Paris Hilton having sex with a Martian

6. We could've taken a photo of Death Valley and saved 400-million dollars

5. The Mars invasion force is already on its way and there's not a [blip] thing we can do about it

4. It's much more Mars-y than we even imagined

3. Whole "red planet" thing just a marketing ploy by Cherry 7-Up

2. Kucinich's popularity rating on Mars is the same as on Earth

1. Osama ain't there, either

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


I got a little poem for you I just wrote. It goes.....


Hey hey what do you know,
my name's Joe and yours is not. haha


duh Whut??


So, I looked at today's schedule for work, and they have me 11:00am to 7:00pm......no!....no!...NO!! taz


Not gonna do it. shame


Once again I have to correct something done by a manager (what a surprise), that makes perfect nonsense, and go in at 5:00am instead. rolleyes


I know for a fact they were plenty happy I did that yesterday yessiree! penguin


That means I'ma getting off early. bravo


Unfortunately, it also means I'ma going to bed early.


Good night all.


Have a happy day......when you wake up. wink



joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 11/18/15 07:58 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041716
11/18/15 08:15 PM
11/18/15 08:15 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Have a great Thursday everyone.


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041718
11/18/15 08:34 PM
11/18/15 08:34 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,270
In the Naughty Corner
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Happy Thursday Joe, SpaceQ and all!

Trivia night tonight, before that the day is open.

Have a great day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041723
11/18/15 10:35 PM
11/18/15 10:35 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
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Posts: 37,661
Alabama
Happy Thump Day Joe SpaceQF Ana and the rest of the gang when you are up and at 'em!

One day closer to the weekend laugh

Have a wonderful day everyone!

wave


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041735
11/18/15 11:08 PM
11/18/15 11:08 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a great Thursday Joe, Space Quest, Ana, soot and all who follow. wave

It's Wednesday night here, and tomorrow is another work day for me. I had to leave work early today because I wasn't feeling well, so I'm hoping tomorrow will be better. yes Especially considering I have to work on Saturday this week as well. crazy

I took a long nap this afternoon, but of course I still want to make sure I get plenty of sleep tonight, so I'm off to bed. wave Have a terrific Thursday, everyone. fall


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041745
11/19/15 05:13 AM
11/19/15 05:13 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, Space, Ana, soot, venus and all. Coffee and tea are ready as usual. Enjoy your day all! fall


Gerry
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041755
11/19/15 06:13 AM
11/19/15 06:13 AM
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 689
Sweden
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Sweden
Morning all. Really loved the poem Joe! bravo
There's a tiny amount of snow outside, for the first time this fall. I like it. penguin

Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041760
11/19/15 07:30 AM
11/19/15 07:30 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,021
winter springs fl.
connie Online content
Graduate Boomer
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Thump Day. Danish, BB Pancakes, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. turkey


Connie
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041773
11/19/15 08:27 AM
11/19/15 08:27 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers

Wishing everyone here and everyone on their way a super duper wonderful Day! fall


Gail
Re: Thump Day [Re: GBC] #1041780
11/19/15 11:00 AM
11/19/15 11:00 AM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope you have a fantastic Thump Day!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Have a seminar this morning, then done by noon! smile

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041805
11/19/15 01:10 PM
11/19/15 01:10 PM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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northern Wisconsin
Well I'm glad that I haven't floated away yet. lol Really windy today but that is good as it is drying all the rain so there is NO ice!!!! It was 22F this morning and I had to go out for my doc appointment. Home now and will leave soon to take my sil to his chemo infusion.

Joe you should be the manager. lol Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Space hope the rain is over now!! Have a lovely day!

Ana have fun tonight and hope you find something fun to do!! HUGS! Have a lovely day!

Soot have a lovely day!

venus hope you slept well and have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the hot coffee! Have a lovely day!

RebKean have a lovely day!

Connie thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Gail have a lovely day!

Darlene enjoy the seminar and nice to be done early!! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041823
11/19/15 03:21 PM
11/19/15 03:21 PM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Hi all. wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Thump Day [Re: Haroula] #1041836
11/19/15 05:26 PM
11/19/15 05:26 PM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Thump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1041861
11/19/15 10:40 PM
11/19/15 10:40 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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