-1. What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just w----!
-2.Time is a great healer, but a l---y b--------n.
-3. Before a performance, is it proper to say b---- a l-- to a ballet dancer?
-4. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A b------e
-5. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? A: S---------e.
-6. Did you hear about the monster with five legs? A: His t------s fit him like a g----.
7. Venison for dinner again? Oh, d---!
-8.What is a computer's first sign of old age?
L--- of m-----.
-9. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is s-----!
-10. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same m----- n---.