Squiggle
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11/23/15 09:46 AM
11/23/15 09:46 AM
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Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 52,983 Upstate NY
Pandora
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Sonic Boomer
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OP
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 52,983
Upstate NY
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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, Urban Worrier! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible. Squiggle
The moon is actually more useful than the sun since the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright out.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1042396
11/23/15 11:02 PM
11/23/15 11:02 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,822 Alabama
soot
Puzzled Moderator
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Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,822
Alabama
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I don't like this Ralph! All this hoopla about a flight on Air Force One is making me nervous...
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1042413
11/24/15 02:50 AM
11/24/15 02:50 AM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 6,441 Long Beach, Australia
flotsam
Staff Reviewer
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Staff Reviewer
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Posts: 6,441
Long Beach, Australia
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Facts you didn't know: It isn't killing any old turkeys that causes winter, its killing two very particular turkeys, so to ensure that it doesn't come early, appropriate security measures are always in place. These are in fact decoy turkeys, one of several pairs in various locations across the country and elsewhere The greatest threat is from Australians, as winter in the north triggers summer in the south, and it can't come soon enough down under (beer, beach, more beer, surf, bbq, beer etc) The last squiggle was actually turkey aerial surveillance, but we weren't allowed to tell The real winter turkeys are, in a cunning double-blind that no one would suspect, safely ensconced in Istanbul, but don't tell
Quantity has a quality all of its own
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1042667
11/25/15 05:54 PM
11/25/15 05:54 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,889 Bucks, England
Urban Worrier
True Blue Boomer
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True Blue Boomer
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,889
Bucks, England
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Love 'em! Nearing the half-way point - keep them coming...
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1042790
11/26/15 03:39 PM
11/26/15 03:39 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,822 Alabama
soot
Puzzled Moderator
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Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,822
Alabama
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Somethings up... The President just unfriended me on FaceBook!
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1043014
11/28/15 01:51 PM
11/28/15 01:51 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 11,638 The Garden State
LadyKestrel
Adept Boomer
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Adept Boomer
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 11,638
The Garden State
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Who are those stuffed shirts guarding us, Trudy?
Shhhh! Please don't use that "s" word, Thomas! It might give them ideas.
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1043386
12/01/15 01:16 PM
12/01/15 01:16 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,889 Bucks, England
Urban Worrier
True Blue Boomer
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True Blue Boomer
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,889
Bucks, England
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Apologies times 1000 for the tardiness - I have no excuses other than serial incompetence! A lovely squiggle, whoever provided it! Great entries, everyone - as so often, a tough choice. Honourable mentions must go to flotsam for giving us Facts about Turkeys, and to DocPaul for the Men in Black gag, but the one that really tickled the funny-bone was Space Quest Fan with: "In yet another broken campaign promise President Obama still has not closed down the prison camp at Butterball Bay."A cracker of an entry, Space Quest Fan, and a well deserved trophy:
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Urban Worrier]
#1043402
12/01/15 03:28 PM
12/01/15 03:28 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 18,719 Ottawa Ontario Canada
CanukDenis
Graduate Boomer
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Graduate Boomer
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 18,719
Ottawa Ontario Canada
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Apologies times 1000 for the tardiness - I have no excuses other than serial incompetence! Perhaps you should quit your job....
I'm a man of few words, BUT I use 'em often!!
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: CanukDenis]
#1043435
12/01/15 06:54 PM
12/01/15 06:54 PM
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Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,803 Upper Arlington, Ohio
Space Quest Fan
Graduate Boomer
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Graduate Boomer
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,803
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Apologies times 1000 for the tardiness - I have no excuses other than serial incompetence! Perhaps you should quit your job.... Now that was funny.
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1043441
12/01/15 07:08 PM
12/01/15 07:08 PM
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Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 3,440 47.79N, 122.24W
BobH
Addicted Boomer
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Addicted Boomer
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 3,440
47.79N, 122.24W
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Congrats SQF! Good one!
Bob As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
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