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#1042555 - Yesterday at 10:12 PM Hump Day
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30687
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.


Wouldn't it be nice if there was an answer to all the things we ponder? This Things To Ponder list highlights the many, well, inconsistencies and questions we all have. But really, Things To Ponder is actually pretty funny!

1. Is there another word for synonym?

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

11. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ugly bank machines?

23. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

24. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

25. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

26. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

27. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

28. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

29. The older you get, the better you realize you were.

30. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

31. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

32. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

33. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

34. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

35. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

36. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

37. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

38. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

39. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

40. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

41. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

42. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

43. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

44. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

45. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


Shortly after the construction of the twin-towered Time Warner Center in Manhattan (home to twenty million dollar condos featuring, its owners claimed, the "most commanding view of any residences overlooking Central Park"), Donald Trump had banners hung from his own World Tower, a neighboring building to the north.

Trump's message? "Your views aren't so great, are they? We have the real Central Park views and address! Best Wishes, The Donald."


From the March 1990 Playboy interview with Donald Trump:

Playboy: How is your marriage?

Trump: Just fine. Ivana is a very kind and good woman. I also think she has the instincts and drive of a good manager. She's focused and she's a perfectionist.

Playboy: And as a wife, not a manager?

Trump: I never comment on romance.... She's a great mother, a good woman who does a good job.

Playboy: What is marriage to you? Is it monogamous?

Trump: I don't have to answer that. I never speak about my wife--which is one of the advantages of not being a politician. My marriage is and should be a personal thing.


Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A
mama cat and her kitten were walking by.

The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we

To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, "How
about some Baskin Robbins?"


Good morning everybommie. welcome

It's only 9:15pm here but I'm already ready for bed of course. tired

3:30 this morning was an age ago. yes

I have two days to recover my strength though, and even more importantly, my sanity. crazy

I'll have two days to sanitize my house too. snicker

Isn't that spiffy? woot

Have a happy day everyone. urock


Edited by gymcandy1 (Yesterday at 10:14 PM)
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

#1042557 - Yesterday at 10:23 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 11741
Loc: Columbus,Ohio
Have a great Wednesday everyone. smile
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

#1042560 - Yesterday at 11:09 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 68285
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Where is the week going? It's zooming by.

My son and daughter are coming over and so is baby James today. We will go see Santa. yay

Have a great day all!

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#1042565 - Today at 01:27 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 9386
Loc: Greece
Good morning have all a happy day. smile wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#1042573 - Today at 04:13 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
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Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 19412
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Space, Ana and Haroula. Coffee and tea are ready. Wishing you all a great day! wave


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