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Black Diner #1042831
11/26/15 11:16 PM
11/26/15 11:16 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

Unknown

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1. Who profits the most on Black Friday? The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.

2. What do people eat on Black Friday? Whatever they couldn’t finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.

3. Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ‘Black Friday’? It matches the mood of all those unhappy bloated shoppers.

4. Why did Obama’s family go shopping on Black Friday? What better way is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?!

5. Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday? They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.

6. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday? A Macintosh.

7. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.

9. Probable Headline: “1000 Americans killed trying to get Twinkies on Black Friday.”

10. ‘Black Friday’ came earlier this year for me because my TV was stolen.

11. Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.

A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES. The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read… MAIN ENTRANCE.

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This Black Friday malarkey doesn't seem very popular at work.

I'm the only one who's turned up with boot polish on their face.

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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

Unknown

```````````````````````

1. Who profits the most on Black Friday? The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.

2. What do people eat on Black Friday? Whatever they couldn’t finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.

3. Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ‘Black Friday’? It matches the mood of all those unhappy bloated shoppers.

4. Why did Obama’s family go shopping on Black Friday? What better way is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?!

5. Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday? They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.

6. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday? A Macintosh.

7. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.

9. Probable Headline: “1000 Americans killed trying to get Twinkies on Black Friday.”

10. ‘Black Friday’ came earlier this year for me because my TV was stolen.

11. Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.

A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES. The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read… MAIN ENTRANCE.

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This Black Friday malarkey doesn't seem very popular at work.

I'm the only one who's turned up with boot polish on their face.

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Get ready folks, it's nearly time for Black Friday.

Or as it's known among American police, The Purge.

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If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze.

One day you're thankful for everything you have, then the next day you're fighting your friends and neighbors over more stuff to be thankful for.

You know what? I don't see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday.

I'll be celebrating Black Friday in my traditional way.... by completely ignoring it.

Black Friday = The Day People Spend Money They Don't Have On Things They Don't Need.

Black Friday = Broke Saturday I passed gas in the Apple Store on Black Friday and everyone got pissed at me. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.

Probable Headline: "1000 Americans killed trying to get twinkies on Black Friday."

"Black Friday" came earlier this year for me (my TV was stolen)

I want Black Friday prices and short lines everyday.

Why don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales?

It's Black Friday and mall is packed with shoppers and Steve can't find his wife. Steve goes up to a very attractive woman and says 'Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The attractive woman replies "Why?" Steve replies "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materializes out of thin air."


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Two Cappa sorority sisters were shopping on Black Friday and run into each other. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Mike and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her sorority sister. "Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

Welcome to the morning after! grin

It sure looks black outside to me. wink

Rainy too. We have very heavy rain moving in, so I'm going to post this while I still can. happydance

Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 11/26/15 11:39 PM.

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Re: Black Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1042834
11/26/15 11:19 PM
11/26/15 11:19 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Have a great day Boomers and I hope those of you who are shopping today find some really good deals. thumbsup


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Black Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1042840
11/27/15 12:19 AM
11/27/15 12:19 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,267
In the Naughty Corner
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Rain here too Joe. I can't believe a foot of snow is gone already. It was 60 degrees and rainy today and it's all gone.

I am heading out early with hubby to go to a furniture store for their black Friday deal. I never thought I'd be doing that, but hubby wanted to go. Pray for me. lol

Have a great day all!

Ana wave


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Re: Black Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1042847
11/27/15 05:20 AM
11/27/15 05:20 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
Kaki's Sister Online happy
Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana and everyone. Joe hope you have a bright day! SpaceQ enjoy your day. Ana good luck shopping! Coffee and tea are ready. Wishing you all a stress free day! fall


Gerry
Re: Black Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1042858
11/27/15 07:58 AM
11/27/15 07:58 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,019
winter springs fl.
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winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Robert put up the Christmas lights while I was cooking yesterday. Today I will put up the rest of the decorations. May all my Diner buddies have a Wonderful day after Thanksgiving. Danish, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. penguin


Connie
Re: Black Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1042883
11/27/15 11:08 AM
11/27/15 11:08 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,267
In the Naughty Corner
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Got up before the sun this morning but my pounding head kept me from heading out early. I'm finally feeling human and ready to hop in the shower and then go. Wishing you all a fantastic day!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Black Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1042891
11/27/15 12:49 PM
11/27/15 12:49 PM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Friday is not too, too busy for you!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Had a most amazing Thanksgiving with family! It was incredible!

Easy peasy day planned today!

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Black Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1042910
11/27/15 03:17 PM
11/27/15 03:17 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer
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Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Fantastic Friday ya'll wave

It's a warm day in Al. Could have the AC going.

Son is working, hubby is running errands, and the boys are taking naps...or if they aren't, they are being quiet so I think they are napping.

I'm finally getting to sit and sip and enjoy some of yesterday's Boston Creme Pie.

We had a good day yesterday, however, the neighbor's 2 dogs came over the fence and attacked my Skywalker. He is ok, but I was livid! We have to get that stopped.

Joe, I love that quote!

Space, are you shopping today?

Ana, luck

Gerry, hope your day is calm and wonderful.

Connie, you are on top of things. thumbsup

Darlene, hope your day is easy peasy and fun. wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Black Diner [Re: looney4labs] #1042924
11/27/15 05:52 PM
11/27/15 05:52 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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looney,

I am shopping but online only. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Black Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1042925
11/27/15 07:04 PM
11/27/15 07:04 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
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Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Alabama
That's my favorite way to shop wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Black Diner [Re: looney4labs] #1042941
11/27/15 08:28 PM
11/27/15 08:28 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Me too. lol


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Black Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1042956
11/27/15 11:01 PM
11/27/15 11:01 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Off to bed with us. Sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Black Diner [Re: looney4labs] #1042959
11/27/15 11:51 PM
11/27/15 11:51 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good night Boomers. sleep


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