-1. I hate insects puns, they really b-- me.
-2. Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last s---- of p----.
-3. Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a p---- of c---.
4. What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get b------- up.
-5. If you were a triangle you would be a---- one.
-6. Statistically 6 out of 7 D----s are not H----.
7. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the n------s like that?
-8. A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are l------ into it.
-9. When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he p----- t------."
-10. He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic – he got -- on one k---.