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Sunday Sunshine #1051537
01/23/16 11:14 PM
01/23/16 11:14 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Responsible? Who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it’s always, “Who’s responsible for this?”

—Jerry Seinfeld

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Actual Children's Letters

While these notes are not side splittingly funny, however these letters, which were written from children to God, will undoubtedly raise a smile.



Dear God

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now?

Jane


Dear God

I think about you sometimes, even when I am not praying.

Elliot


Dear God

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Joyce


Dear God

Maybe Cain and Able would not kill each other so much if they had they're own rooms. It works with my brother.

Larry


Dear God

I went to this wedding, and they kissed right in church. Is that ok?

Neil


Dear God

I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Ruth


Dear God

In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?

Jennifer


Dear God

I'm an American what are you?

Robert


Dear God

I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Nan


Dear God

Please put another holiday in between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Ginny


Dear God

If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.

Mickey


Dear God

If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.

Denise


Dear God

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Love Chris


Dear God

If you give me a genie lamp like Aladdin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Raphael


Dear God

Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Peter


Dear God

We read that Edison made light, but in Sunday school they said you did it so I bet he stole your idea.

Sincerely Donna


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More Children's Humour From the Classroom


Humour is not always contrived. Will and Guy were teachers in their 'previous lives' and can vouch for the fact that children often create funny moments without meaning to cause laughter. Here are some examples which we have come across.



Moira was struggling to get the tomato ketchup out of the bottle. As she was trying the phone rang and her 4 year old daughter, Mia, answered it saying, 'Sorry, mummy can't come to the phone at the moment because she's hitting the bottle.'


Roger, the local police/school liaison officer was in Green Barn Primary School, Sherborne, Dorset, UK, on an official visit when Mary, age 6, approached him.

'Are you a policeman?' Mary asked.
'Yes,' answered Roger smiling.

'My mum said if I was ever in trouble then I ought to ask a policeman for help. Is that true?'
'Of course,' uttered Roger.

'Then will you please tie my shoelace?' said Mary.


Jenny was watching her daddy getting dressed in his dinner jacket [tuxedo] before the party.

'You shouldn't wear that, daddy,' she murmured.
'Why, darling?' inquired her father of Jenny.

'Well you know it always gives you a headache in the morning, said Jenny.'


Chris was driving his 4 year old, Betsy, to the beach one summer when a woman in a Cabriolet convertible in front stood up and waved. She was absolutely naked and as Chris was recovering from the shock he heard Betsy shout,' Look, daddy, that woman isn't wearing a seat belt.'


Maggie, was an infant school teacher, and on her first day with the reception class [1st graders] at Northern Primary, Portchester, a little girl gave her a note which said: 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of her parents.'


Steve, age 6 years, became lost in the sports complex. Seeing a ladies locker room in front of him he darted in to ask for help. When he was spotted the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. Steve watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'


Jack, the Westbourne village police officer, parked his van outside the police station in Havant and was about to collect his police dog, a German shepherd, from the back. The dog was barking rather loudly and a little boy who was watching asked the policeman, 'Is that a dog you've got there?'

'Yes,' smiled Jack.

The little boy looked extremely puzzled and eventually asked, 'What did he do?'


Paul, while working for 'meals-on-wheels', an organisation that delivers lunches to the elderly, used to take his 4-year-old daughter, Lois, with him on his afternoon rounds. Lois was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the walking sticks, triangular walkers and the wheelchairs.

One day Paul found Lois staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As he prepared himself for the inevitable barrage of questions, Lois merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy is never going to believe this.'


Nathan, after his first day at school, returned home and told his mother, 'I'm wasting my time at school. I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk.'


Father John, while walking along the pavement in front of his church, heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son, Rory, and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and some cotton wool, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. Rory, the minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said, 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.'

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


There! Finally you get to read some childish humor other than my own. pacify


I never get tired of the way children think. bravo


I remember my youngest son exclaiming, after I had shaved off my mustache for the first time in his life, and upon kissing him good night, "Uuuu daddy you have lips like a mommy!" lol


Well yesterday was nice and sun shiny, but cold, and I didn't find anything but heartache and disappointment at the creek. taz


I had a nice day just the same. thumbsup


That is such a lie! It stunk!! blech


It's naturally easier for me to be a sour puss........and more pleasing. woot


Have a happy day everyone.



joe




Last edited by gymcandy1; 01/23/16 11:28 PM.

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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051539
01/23/16 11:23 PM
01/23/16 11:23 PM
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Happy Day to you too Joe! wave

And to all the "Boomies". kissy

Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: MaG] #1051541
01/23/16 11:30 PM
01/23/16 11:30 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hi MaG. wave


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051554
01/24/16 01:40 AM
01/24/16 01:40 AM
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Have a great day Joe, MaG and all! I'll be up and out early to go to Starved Rock.
Hope all of you in the East are safe in the storm!

Ana wave


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051559
01/24/16 02:02 AM
01/24/16 02:02 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a terrific day Joe, MaG, Ana and all who follow. wave

It's still snowing here, but I think we're finally at the end of the storm. I'm not sure exactly how much we got, but it's probably around 2 feet. crazy It looks like tomorrow I'll be alternating between playing games and shoveling snow away from the car. lol The snow plow has been through twice, but every time it goes through, the cars just get plowed farther in. It's a good thing this happened on the weekend. yes

As for now, I'm going back to sleep. I fell asleep with the light on once, but this time I think I'll try a more comfortable position. lol

Have a great Saturday, everyone. winter


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051567
01/24/16 06:08 AM
01/24/16 06:08 AM
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Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, MaG, Ana, venus, and everyone. Joe maybe you'll have better luck today. Mag I've got the coffee and tea ready if you are. Ana have fun at the rock. Venus we got about a foot of snow here. Right now the sky is clear and the moon is so bright we have shadows of the trees on the snow. winter It's beautiful! Wishing everyone a warm and safe day! hamster wave


Gerry
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051575
01/24/16 08:14 AM
01/24/16 08:14 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Sunday. We have our first freeze in several years. shiver Breakfast out and a Costco trip today. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and Toast in the NC. winter


Connie
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051576
01/24/16 09:03 AM
01/24/16 09:03 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers winter

Joe, sorry you didn't find any heads at the creek. Maybe next time.

Ana, enjoy Starved Rock.

MaG, good morning. Have a great day!

Venus, sweet dreams.

Gerry, coffee sounds great this morning.

Connie, Stay warm. Want some snow? winter

Church this morning. Girls did the shoveling done. happydance12 Wishing everyone a great day! penguin


Gail
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051579
01/24/16 09:21 AM
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Have all a great day. wave penguin


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: Haroula] #1051586
01/24/16 10:31 AM
01/24/16 10:31 AM
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Good morning Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051613
01/24/16 01:12 PM
01/24/16 01:12 PM
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Alabama
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Super Sunday morning ya'll puppy

It's cold in AL. I'm all snuggled up in my warm clothes. Even have socks on.

I will be cooking up some Stacked Enchiladas for supper later. Not sure what else will be happening other than laughing at son/g'son interaction. Like kids everywhere, they love to drive dad crazy and know all the buttons to push.

Who's watching football today?

wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051637
01/24/16 02:44 PM
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I'm watching football today and hoping to see Cam and Peyton in the Superbowl this year laugh

Happy Sunday to everyone wave

L4L hearts


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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: looney4labs] #1051638
01/24/16 02:46 PM
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and have a happy Sunday Sunshine!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Watching football today with family and friends at a small pub in our community. Should be fun!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: Darlene] #1051702
01/24/16 09:27 PM
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Good night Boomers.


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051714
01/24/16 09:56 PM
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Good night SpaceQ! How is everyone? I had a great day hiking to see the icefalls. We walked 9 miles and my feet are tired.

Ana wave


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1051719
01/24/16 10:21 PM
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Hey everyone. wave

Glad you had a good hike Ana. I know I put on at least 5 miles in a day at Lowe's. Not sure I could make it 9 miles on a hike though. praise

I did take my doggies for a brisk two block walk today. lol

Other than that I went and got supplies at Walmart. thumbsup

It was a heavy day. rolleyes

Have a good night guys. wave

joe


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051721
01/24/16 10:26 PM
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Sweet dreams all sleep


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-Roger Caras
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051722
01/24/16 10:40 PM
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051726
01/24/16 11:01 PM
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I watched football today also. I was disappointed that the Pats lost. Oh well. There's always next year.

I haven't been here lately because I'm facing another surgery soon on my nose because the first surgery didn't work. I'm hoping that it'll be this coming week but I have no say in when it will happen. I could use some positive thoughts. I'll keep you all posted.

Right now I'm going to bed. The weather hasn't been easy. We had a lot of snow yesterday and coming home from work was not fun. See you tomorrow.

Midgie hearts


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1051727
01/24/16 11:14 PM
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Always sending you positive thoughts, Midgie. hearts


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