GEORGE R. R. MARTIN
It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy.
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If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it. - Hungarian proverb
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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A Word to the Wise:
Patience is the companion of wisdom - Saint Augustine
Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow - Aristotle
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it - Confucius
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave - Andrew Carnegie
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind - Shakyamuni Buddha
The only way to have a friend is to be one - Ralph Waldo Emerson
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist - Indira Gandhi
You must be the change you wish to see in the world - Mahatma Gandhi
A bowl belongs to whoever needs it - A Native American saying
Without memory, there is no healing; without forgiveness, there is no future - Desmond Tutu
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something - Plato
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder - Anon
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The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires - William A. Ward
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I doubt there's any marriage where the partners don't quarrel once in a while.
When Roger's daughter was a teenager, she greeted him one morning with, 'I understand you and Mum had some words last night.'
Roger replied, 'Well, I had some all ready, but never got a chance to use them.'
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The Funny Wisdoms of Life: Some Are Witty and Some Are Even True
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order - Brian Pickrell
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it - Author unknown
He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard - Unknown
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer - Douglas Adams
The empty vessel makes the greatest sound - William Shakespeare
Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems - Anon
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full - Henry Kissinger
He could start a row in an empty house - Sir Alex Ferguson on footballer Dennis Wise
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure - Clarence Darrow
He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire - Winston Churchill
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure - W.C. Fields
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back - Charlie Brown
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone - Reba McEntire
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway - Anon
Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes called Experience leads us to success
A wise man listens to advice - Proverbs 12:15
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To do is to be - Descartes
To be is to do - Voltaire
Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
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Good morning everyboomie.
I'm barely able to find any position that is comfortable, because I did it again.
My back is giving me major distress. Had to leave work early to get it on ice and on muscle relaxers.
Not sure I'll make it to work tomorrow.
Other than that I had a great day.
I've gotta put it to bed now.
Have a happy day everyone.
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Have an easy peasy day!
