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TGIF #1053390
02/04/16 10:41 PM
02/04/16 10:41 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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One time, a guy handed me a 
picture and said, “Here’s a picture 
of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger.

Comedian Mitch Hedberg

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Top Ten Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

10. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

9. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

8. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

7. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

6. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

5. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

4. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

3. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

2. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

1. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

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The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account

10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"

9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.

8. Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.

7. When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!"

6. You're suddenly getting more Spam than the Hormel outlet store.

5. Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change.

4. You now have 130,000 ClubTop5 subscriptions and the list moderator is on the cover of Business Week.

3. Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" e-mail from your Mom.

2. Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.

1. "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."

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Top Ten Signs You Migh be a redneck...

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.

3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.

4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.

5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.

6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.

7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.

8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.

9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.

10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.

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Top 10 Reasons I'm Happy To Have Been Born February 29th

10. "My house isn't all cluttered with thoughtful birthday presents"

9. "Between my birthday and the [blip] groundhog, February's a non-stop party"

8. "Though it's not legal, I pay my taxes once every four years, too"

7. "You think I'd be appearing on national TV if I'd been born February 28th?"

6. "How many people get a car on their fifth birthday?"

5. "We still pay the children's price at the movies"

4. "Lack of birthday cake has kept me relatively thin"

2. "Dumb people think you're supernatural"

1. "I don't know why, but it gets me a lot of tail"

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Top 10 Things Heard Outside The New Mel Gibson Movie

10. "Hey -- no shoving, Monsignor!"

9. "I don't know why they added subtitles -- everyone speaks Aramaic"

8. "I'm hoping my medium Mountain Dew will miraculously be changed into an extra large Mountain Dew"

7. "These 'Lord of the Ring' films are getting odder and odder"

6. "Was this really based on a book?"

5. "Twelve dollars for a movie ticket? Now that's a sin, am I right, people?"

4. "The Pope loved it almost as much as "Barber Shop 2'"

3. "Uh...I don't feel like dinner right now."

2. "That was awesome when Trump fired Pontius Pilate"

1. "Don't tell me the ending"

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Top 10 Signs You Should Get A Divorce


10. For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters."

9. The only thing you have in common is your hatred for one another.

8. You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling Witch" section is.

7. You keep finding receipts for the guys she's hired to kill you.

6. You still haven't forgiven him for nailing that fat intern when he was a resident.

5. She brings a date to couples counseling.

4. You just married Liza Minnelli.

3. He won't shut up about how great his secretary is in bed.

2. You sleep in separate beds in separate bedrooms in separate houses in separate states.

1. Her pet nickname for you -- "Numb-nuts."

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


IT'S FRIDAY!!! yay I think it is.


Still not sure if I'll go in to work today. I'll wait and see how I feel when I get up..................today. yes


My back was a lot better after using an ice pack, and then heat pack on it all day, and this evening I can move around much better. bravo


Clapping my hands above my head hurts though. I won't do that again. taz


I guess I just have to learn to act my age.


Maybe I'll take some yogurt classes. happydance


Someone suggested I could limber up and lose weight at the same time if I rub it on my back every night, and lick it off. razz


Sounds like a real challenge to me though.


Have a happy day everyone.



joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 02/04/16 10:44 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053395
02/04/16 10:47 PM
02/04/16 10:47 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Have a great Friday everyone. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053400
02/04/16 11:03 PM
02/04/16 11:03 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a great Friday Joe, Space Quest and all. wave

I'm glad it's Friday. Only one more day of work to get through, and then I'll have a couple of days off. At least I feel more comforted by Jupiter now. I think he misses kitty version Venus, too, because he looks around on occasion, probably trying to find her/wondering where she is.

Okay, off to sleep. Have a great Friday, everyone. winter


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053404
02/04/16 11:13 PM
02/04/16 11:13 PM
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Alabama
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It's close enough for me too Joe!

In fact...

Sniff...

Sniff sniff...

Sniff sniff sniff...I can smell the weekend laugh

What a great feeling thumbsup

wave


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: TGIF [Re: soot] #1053406
02/04/16 11:38 PM
02/04/16 11:38 PM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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I can't smell today Soot, and I'm pretty sure I won't be able to smell tomorrow. lol


G'night everyone. wave2


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053409
02/04/16 11:58 PM
02/04/16 11:58 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Happy Friday everyone! I get James for a sleepover today. joy

Have a great day all!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053427
02/05/16 06:56 AM
02/05/16 06:56 AM
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Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
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Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, venus, soot, Ana and everyone. Joe glad your back is feeling better. SpaceQ enjoy your day. Ana have fun with James. Venus it's good Jupiter is there to give you comfort. Take care. Coffee and tea are ready. Wishing you all a day of sunshine. wave2


Gerry
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053438
02/05/16 08:09 AM
02/05/16 08:09 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful TGIF. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and Jelly Donuts in the NC. Donut Holes for L4L. hamster


Connie
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053440
02/05/16 08:17 AM
02/05/16 08:17 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers happydance12

Joe, don't put your hands over your head today. Hope your back gets better.

Ana, enjoy little James tonight.

Space, have a great day!

Venus, hope your day goes quickly for you at work.

Soot, enjoy the weekend.

Gerry, have a terrific day. No sunshine here. Snow!

Connie, happy da wishes.

Wishing everyone a super duper day! Snow all day today. No school. winter


Gail
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053441
02/05/16 08:28 AM
02/05/16 08:28 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good morning everyone. Snow today....later. Have a great day all.

Midgie hearts winter


Just do it.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053488
02/05/16 03:02 PM
02/05/16 03:02 PM
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Alabama
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Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

I've been sitting at my kitchen island researching some stuff. Finally Sky informed me it was well past time for them to eat. Fed them and then realized I was hungry too, so fed me. Now I'm saying "hi" and then will tack everyone up and go walking. We have bright sun and blue skies. Will do us all good to get out wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1053496
02/05/16 04:48 PM
02/05/16 04:48 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Welcome to the weekend Boomers. happydance


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053509
02/05/16 05:57 PM
02/05/16 05:57 PM
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Are you ready to relax, Space? wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1053527
02/05/16 07:20 PM
02/05/16 07:20 PM
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I sure am looney. Anything planned for the weekend?


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053529
02/05/16 07:43 PM
02/05/16 07:43 PM
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Alabama
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For sure, we have a very busy weekend. Soot and I are going to a play with some possible shopping beforehand tomorrow, and then Sunday is the SuperBowl which necessitates a good bit of cooking. The boys will get here tomorrow when we get back from the play.

Do you have plans?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053535
02/05/16 08:13 PM
02/05/16 08:13 PM
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Good evening boomers smile


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: TGIF [Re: manxman] #1053540
02/05/16 09:08 PM
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Sounds good looney. The only plans I have are for the game Sunday.


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Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1] #1053548
02/05/16 10:17 PM
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Who are you rooting for, Space?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: TGIF [Re: looney4labs] #1053553
02/05/16 10:44 PM
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I am rooting for Denver. I'm an AFC fan and I would like to see Payton go out a winner but I think Carolina is going to be tough to beat.


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