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Saturdiner #1054507
02/12/16 11:53 PM
02/12/16 11:53 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

—Jack Benny

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Websites with Funny, But Clean Names (Slurls*)

childrenswear.co.uk - Naughty children!

childrenslaughter.com - Not funny!

choosespain.com - Will and Guy prefer Portugal.

goredforwomen.com - Painful reading.

icup.tv - Genuine hiccup.

newsnow.co.uk - No danger of an avalanche in England.

teacherstalk.com - Catch a coach?

wombeat.com - Strange place.

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Silly English Grammar

Sought: Two strong, clean youths for sausages.

Wanted: Precast concrete man.

Need: Woman to run up curtains.

Wanted: A room by two gentlemen 30 feet long and 20 feet wide.

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Five Funny English Mistakes

Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them.

A tailor's guarantee: If the smallest hole appears after six months' wear, we will make another absolutely free.

Lost: A small pony belonging to a young lady with a silver mane and tail.

Barber's sign: Hair cut while you wait.

Lost: Wallet belonging to a young man made of calf skin

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Five Further Funny Grammatical Errors

It takes many ingredients to make Burger King great but, the secret ingredient is our people.

Slow Children Crossing.

"Should Madonna be aloud to adopt again?"

Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

"Elephants Please Stay In Your Car." (Warning at a safari park).

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Funny Plurals In the English Language


We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.

The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,
So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.

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Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.

Sauce Unknown

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


Welcome to the weekend! happydance12


Friday got up to 70 degrees or more here. I think Winter is vacationing in the North this year. winter


Boo Hoo.... penguin


Meanwhile back at the ranch, I drove all the way out to Soper, but couldn't connect with the powers that be to get permission to hunt there. tantrum


Had a real nice drive though. hamster


Next week I'm hiring a rainmaker. rolleyes


He was referred to me by some fella named Noah. thumbsup


Have a happy day everyone.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1054509
02/13/16 12:21 AM
02/13/16 12:21 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,273
In the Naughty Corner
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Posts: 83,273
In the Naughty Corner
Have a great day everyone!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1054511
02/13/16 12:22 AM
02/13/16 12:22 AM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a great Saturday Joe, Ana and everyone. winter


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1054516
02/13/16 12:38 AM
02/13/16 12:38 AM
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
Joe sorry you couldn't connect,better luck next time. Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!!!!

Ana any fun plans or Are you worked nag on a project? Have a lovely day!!

Venus you have made it to the weekend!!! happydance have a lovely day!!!

I have a funeral luncheon to work today

Have a lovely day everybody!!!! AND Stay warm!!!

shiver
Nan

Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1054528
02/13/16 07:38 AM
02/13/16 07:38 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
Kaki's Sister Offline
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
wave2 Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus, Nan and everyone. Coffee and tea are ready. Joe better luck next time in hunting! Ana hope you have a relaxing day. Venus how are you doing? I'm thinking of you. Nan stay warm and have a great day. Happy Day wished for all! wave2


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1054529
02/13/16 07:43 AM
02/13/16 07:43 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer
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Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers shiver

Joe, I can send you some of our winter here if you want. It's freezing out there.

Ana, enjoy the day!

Venus, enjoy whatever plans you have for he day.

Nan, good day wishes to you.

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

A trip to WalMart this morning. Wishing everyone a great day! penguin


Gail
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1054532
02/13/16 08:00 AM
02/13/16 08:00 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
Kaki's Sister Offline
Sonic Boomer
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,110
Marlborough USA
Good Morning GBC wave . You and I have the same freezing weather! shiver Tomorrow will feel like -30 below zero with the wind! I'll be staying inside. No walk for me tomorrow! Our Walmart has delicious donuts! Have a great day! wave2


Gerry
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1054543
02/13/16 10:28 AM
02/13/16 10:28 AM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
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Sonic Boomer

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 37,661
Alabama
Good morning everyone wave2

We've got a sunny, brisk day but thankfully not with the low temps many of you have eek

My favorite time of the week has finally arrived and I am ready for some serious surfing, sipping, gardening and time with WOM and kids.

Sticky cinamon rolls, biscuit bottoms, sweet potato hash with sausage and eggs, coffee, Scottish tea and OJ in the NC for everyone.

Have a great day Gerry Gail Nan Venus Ana Joe and the rest of you Diner travelers when you get the chance to drop in today.

wave2


Dan
...
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Saturdiner [Re: soot] #1054559
02/13/16 12:44 PM
02/13/16 12:44 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer
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Graduate Boomer

Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Good morning Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1054566
02/13/16 01:20 PM
02/13/16 01:20 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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BAAG Specialist

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Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
Morning all. I'm trying to think of things to do to avoid doing my Taxes. So far I've managed to make the list long enough to hold off for today. Gotta think of more 'things to do' for tomorrow' or I might just have to actually do my taxes. Hate this time of year.


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Saturdiner [Re: Sorta Blonde] #1054567
02/13/16 01:28 PM
02/13/16 01:28 PM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
Darlene Offline
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Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope your Saturdiner is super duper!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

With family and friends this evening for a Valentine's party at our local winery. Lovely. smile

Hope everyone has an easy peasy Valentine's weekend! valentines

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1] #1054575
02/13/16 02:34 PM
02/13/16 02:34 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Sonic Boomer
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

I spent a busy morning in the kitchen and now am going to do some cleaning in the den. Not a lot I'm sure, but hey, every little bit helps! wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Saturdiner [Re: looney4labs] #1054634
02/13/16 11:27 PM
02/13/16 11:27 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
Good night Boomers. sleep


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
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