The man who rolls up his shirt sleeves is rarely in danger of losing his shirt.
ANONYMOUS
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendants
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Miners Refuse to Work After Death
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
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Red Cross in Search of Donors With Low Blood Supply
—Source: Sandusky Register
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Woman With Arms Held
—Source: Times of India
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Motorcycle Deaths Drop, But Trend Is Worrisome
—Source: Yahoo.com
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You’d die of embarrassment if these phrases appeared in your obituary:
“She leaves behind a brother and 117 cats.”
“Passed away in a failed stunt that has already been viewed more than 40 million times on YouTube.”
“Was always quick to point out others’ grammatical errors.”
“Survived by his parents and his animatronic wife, Elizabot.”
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After J. K. Rowling announced that she might write a Harry Potter sequel—he was last seen as a married dad—The Week asked its readers to predict the title of the next book. Here’s what they divined:
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fiber
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ask-Your-Mom
Harry Potter and the Financial Portfolio of Doom
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Kidney Stone
Harry Potter and the Quest to Buy a House in the Hogwarts School District
Harry Potter and the Quidditch Mom
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Good morning everyboomie.
It has been a month of Sundays since I had a 5:00 start to my work day, and I was already late when I got home.
I need to be in bed now if I'm gonna make it up at 3:30.
Wishing you all a very happy day.
joe