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Jokes. #1065944
05/09/16 02:20 AM
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-1.A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who m------ it.

-2.I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are
f------- behind you.

-3.When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the c------ parts.

-4.When I call a family meeting I turn off the house w--- and wait for them all to come running.

5.When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire s----- p-----.

-6.Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your - and wondered -?

-7.I like birthdays, but I think too many can k--- y--.

-8.Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless w---------s?

-9.Turning vegan is a big m----- s----.

-10.One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're t----.

lol

Last edited by curly; 05/10/16 02:26 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065946
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065948
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Hi Curly smile


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As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065949
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065950
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Morning, merci.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065953
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1 - mention


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065955
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Oui.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065956
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065958
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065959
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Morning curly lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065967
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Merci Ladies.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065969
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065985
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1065991
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1066000
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1066008
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5. stupid people!


Quantity has a quality all of its own
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1066043
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Thanks.


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