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Joe's Hump Day Diner #1066155
05/10/16 11:15 PM
05/10/16 11:15 PM
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In every day, there are 1,440 minutes. That means we have 1,440 daily opportunities to make a positive impact. Les Brown


*************

My Mom Taught Me …

Logic: “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.”

Humor: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

Justice: “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you’ll see what it’s like!”

***********

Jimmy Fallon Asked For Embarrassing Texts From Moms…

I once got a text from my mom where “You’re amazing” autocorrected to “You’re adopted.”
@StefenColalillo

On Valentine’s Day last year, my mom texted me, “Enjoy your VD.” Not the best time to 
abbreviate, Mom.
@HollyLouHarris

My mom once texted me “can you come over, I want you to take a selfie of me.”

************

My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was desperately searching for a new one.

"Why don’t you work for your mother?" I suggested.

He shook his head. "I can’t," he said. "Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives."

"Who made up that ridiculous rule?"

"My mother."

***********

My cousin was in love and wanted to introduce his bride-to-be to his hypercritical mother. But in order to get an unbiased opinion, he invited over three other female friends as well and didn’t tell his mom which one he intended to marry.

After the four women left, he asked his mother, "Can you guess which one I want to marry?"

"The one with short hair."

"Yes! How’d you know?"

"Because that’s the one I didn’t like."

**************

“Why doesn’t your mother like me?” a woman asks her boyfriend.

“Don’t take it personally,” he assures her. “She’s never liked anyone I’ve dated. I once dated someone exactly like her, and that didn’t work out at all.”

“What happened?”

“My father couldn’t stand her.”

************

My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she was listing. The house had a second-floor suite that could be accessed using a lift chair that slid along the staircase. Quickly describing this feature, she inadvertently made it sound even more attractive: "Mother-in-law suite comes with an electric chair."

************

I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake.

"Hi!" It was my peppy mother-in-law. She proceeded to rattle on about the busy day she had ahead and all the things that awaited her the rest of the week.

"Mom," I interrupted. "It’s five in the morning."

"Really? What are you doing up so early?"

***********

Good morning everybody! Another day, another chance at this thing called life. Hip hip hooray for that!

Joe is enjoying his time with his company so you are stuck with me one more day!

Have a happy day everyone, I'll be hanging with my grandson, James, so I'm excited! joy

JoeAna wave


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Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066164
05/11/16 06:10 AM
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Good Morning Ana and everyone. Sounds like a fun day for you Ana. Coffee and tea are ready. Enjoy your day everyone! wave


Gerry
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066167
05/11/16 07:06 AM
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Hump Day. Danish, BB Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066175
05/11/16 09:07 AM
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Good Morning Boomers wave2

Ana, enjoy the day with James.

Gerry, coffee please and thank you.

Connie, Danish and coffee makes my day. Have a good one.

Beautiful weather today. I'll be walking with Nina then a lot of outdoors today. Good day wishes to All. lab


Gail
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066181
05/11/16 09:25 AM
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Have fun with James, Ana. rah

Have a great day, Gerry.

Enjoy your day, Connie.

Have fun with Nina and the outdoors today, Gail. thumbsup

I was just thinking it's been too long since I've posted. smile Mornings have been hectic lately, but I'm off today. thumbsup I thought I might get myself a game as an early birthday present and play some of it today. rah

Hope everyone is having a terrific Wednesday so far. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: venus] #1066200
05/11/16 11:10 AM
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wave2 Howdy ho, JoeAna! Thank you, once again, for opening the Diner while Joe is spending time and enjoying his family! Have a very happy Joe's Hump Day Diner and a wonderful day with your grandson!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066203
05/11/16 11:18 AM
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Ana that is so kind of you to help Joe out like that so he may make the most of his time with his sons!!! Thanks for opening and for the chuckles! Enjoy your time with James and have a lovely day! Abbi is with gramma today as she got to spend the night there last night!!

Gerry thanks for the tea and have a lovely day!

Connie thank you for the danish and have a lovely day!

Gail enjoy the outdoors today! We have clouds and wind and a nice cool 45F out there. Have a lovely day!

venus enjoy a nice gaming day and may it be lovely !!!

Darlene may work go smooth and you have a lovely day!

L4l I will still have Abbi the same amount of days, just longer! lol

wave
Nan

Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: auntiegram] #1066209
05/11/16 12:17 PM
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Good morning everybody. yay

I got up this morning and went to IHOP with my boys, and my sister, and then they were off and on their way back to Dallas. yes

It was an all too short visit, but we had fun. We went to the casino yesterday and bowled, and then went to see Captain America. bravo

Now I get to return to work tomorrow, but I think I'll take the rest of this day to chill. tired

Ana thank you again. hearts

Enjoy your day everyone. wave2


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066219
05/11/16 01:13 PM
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HUMP Day!!

One day closer to the weekend!

OooRah!

Good afternoon Diner minions!

wave

hearts L4L


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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066230
05/11/16 01:28 PM
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Happy Hump Day ya'll puppy

JoeAna, love the quote! Have fun with James.

Gerry, wavegirl

Connie, thanks for the yummies.

Gail, yardwork?

Venus, which game will you get?

Darlene, hope whatever is afoot is afun!

Nan, is that the other gramma?

Joe, glad you had a fun visit.

Soot kissy


We are off to the vet in a few minutes. It's time for Seagy's check up and Sky has some yearly maintenance in the works. lab


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: looney4labs] #1066256
05/11/16 03:23 PM
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave

Thanks for opening the doors Ana. smile


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066260
05/11/16 04:21 PM
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Welcome home, Space, how'd the day go?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066292
05/11/16 06:41 PM
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I had such fun with James today! He is such a love! hearts

Are we having a good day?


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Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066293
05/11/16 06:45 PM
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L4L, I bought Kathy Rain. It's good so far, but I only ended up playing a little bit just to see what it was like. I spent most of my gaming time today replaying Life is Strange. lol I plan on playing some more Kathy Rain tomorrow after work, though. thumbsup Hope Seagy and Sky's appointments go well!

Glad you had a great time, Ana. rah


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: venus] #1066294
05/11/16 06:48 PM
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It was a good day looney. Thanks for asking. smile


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Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: Space Quest Fan] #1066303
05/11/16 09:10 PM
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See you all tomorrow Boomers. sleep


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Re: Joe's Hump Day Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #1066318
05/11/16 10:42 PM
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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