-1.My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right—I feel ten years o---- already.
-2.I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a r-------.
-3.When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets t----- on.
-4.Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you s--- it e-----.
-5.Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're l------ for i----.
-6.The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his t-----.
7.Never give yourself a haircut after three m--------s.
-8.Don't let a man put anything over on you except an u-------.
-9.We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work s----.
-10.My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys
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