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Jokes. #1067015
05/17/16 02:10 AM
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-1.My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right—I feel ten years o---- already.

-2.I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a r-------.

-3.When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets t----- on.

-4.Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you s--- it e-----.

-5.Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're l------ for i----.

-6.The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his t-----.

7.Never give yourself a haircut after three m--------s.

-8.Don't let a man put anything over on you except an u-------.

-9.We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work s----.

-10.My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys
j----- c----.

crazy

Last edited by curly; 05/17/16 11:28 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067018
05/17/16 03:11 AM
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1 older smile


Quantity has a quality all of its own
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067019
05/17/16 04:04 AM
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2. Reaction lol Hi Curly wave

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067020
05/17/16 04:07 AM
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Good ones, hi Bernie.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067023
05/17/16 05:23 AM
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Morning curly wave

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067024
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Hi michele, thanks.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067026
05/17/16 06:26 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067027
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As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067031
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067033
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Merci buckets.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067036
05/17/16 07:45 AM
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Morning curly, happydance


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067038
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067039
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067040
05/17/16 08:28 AM
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Good answers. Hi Gail.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067050
05/17/16 09:45 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #1067058
05/17/16 11:27 AM
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Have one on me.(lol)


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