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Sunday Sunshine #1067659
05/21/16 11:38 PM
05/21/16 11:38 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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HEIDI JOYCE

Why does women’s underwear have lace and flowers all over it? You never see men’s underwear with a big wrench in the middle of it.

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"Where is Pearl Harbor?" I asked my fourth-grade history class. "Here’s a hint: It’s a place where everyone wants to go." One student blurted out, "Candy Land!"

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When my eight-year-old sister came to visit, I took a day off from my job at the Pentagon and showed her the Lincoln Memorial. There she saw a large block of text—273 words long—etched into the monument.

"What’s that?" she asked.

"Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address," I told her.

"If that’s his address, how does he get any mail?"

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I picked up my nine-year-old daughter from school and asked how her day had gone. A few minutes later, I repeated the question, and again a few minutes after that. Instead of annoyed, Ariana was philosophical.

"Mom," she said, "your amnesia is my déjà vu."

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I should have known better than to take my four-year-old son shopping with me. I spent the entire time in the mall chasing after him. Finally, I’d had it. "Do you want a stranger to take you?!" I scolded.

Thrilled, he yelled back, "Will he take me to the zoo?"

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Our three-year-old daughter was making up a poem when she asked us what rhymed with stop.

My husband said, "Think of something that’s cool and refreshing but that Mom and I don’t let you drink."

Our daughter knew the answer: "Alcohol!"

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While my three-year-old grandson was attending a birthday party, his friend’s father sneaked off to take a shower before work. Halfway through, the father heard a tapping on the shower door, followed by the sight of my grandson peering in. Looking around the stall, he asked, "Is my mom in here?"

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My daughter loved the picture frame her five-year-old son bought her for Mother’s Day. She found a photograph of him and replaced the cat photo that came with it. Landon became upset: "Why are you putting a picture of me in there when I bought you a picture of a cat?"

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My 13-year-old nephew thought his "gangsta" outfit—low-riding pants and exposed boxers—made him look cool. That is, until the day his five-year-old cousin took notice. "Nathaniel," she yelled out in front of everyone. "Your panties are showing."

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All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one father was no exception. The bumper sticker on his car read "My Kid Made Your License Plate."

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Our friend tells everyone that he began losing his hair while serving in Vietnam. His granddaughter incorporated that information into her grade school history report on the war. She wrote, "My Grandpa went to Vietnam and got his hair shot off."

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Following his motivational talk at a Weight Watchers meeting, my father noticed one client’s small son climbing onto a scale.

"Don’t go on that, Joey," warned the boy’s slightly older brother.

"It makes people cry."

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Following his motivational talk at a Weight Watchers meeting, my father noticed one client’s small son climbing onto a scale.

"Don’t go on that, Joey," warned the boy’s slightly older brother.

"It makes people cry."

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We were shopping for clothes when my 13-year-old daughter spotted a hat with "Guinness" written on it. She put it on and proclaimed, "Look! I’m a genius!"

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My husband, a deputy district attorney, was teaching an antidrug class to a group of Cub Scouts. When he asked if anyone could list the gateway drugs, one Scout had the answer: "Cigarettes, beer, and marinara."

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Our elementary school was honoring local veterans. The students were a bit intimidated and didn’t know how to approach them.

"Start by introducing yourself,"

I said. "Then ask what branch of the military they served in."

One student walked over to a vet and promptly asked, "What tree are you from?"

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I stole a couple of minutes from work to give my wife a call. She put my two-year-old son on, and we chatted a while before he ended it with an enthusiastic "I love you!"

"I love you too," I said, with a dopey grin plastered on my face. I was about to hang up when I heard him ask sweetly, "Mommy, who was that?"

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Yes! Sunday morning diner is here, and time for a lazy, kick back, caffeine guzzling.......think.....did I say lazy yet? THAT"S what I mean. Be too lazy to remember if I already said lazy. snicker


I'm virtually dying for some virtual breakfast though. How about we have a virtual pic-a-nic? happydance Ay BooBoo?


I've got you some eggs and toast for starters. Then, you can't have eggs without meat...... I mean seriously. We'll have some ham, bacon, and sausage. Three of my favorites. Also, I get eggstremely excited over biscuits and sausage gravy, so I've got that as well.


Now then to satisfy our sweet side.....and even more importantly our sweet Midgie, we have Blueberry pancakes floating in maple surple. thumbsup


Milk, coffee, OJ, Jose Cuervo Gold Especial.......or whatever your poison happens to be, and let the pic-a-nic begin. rah


Sleep first, eat later.


I had eggs and bacon for supper anyway. wink


Have a happy day everyone.



joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 05/21/16 11:45 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067662
05/22/16 12:16 AM
05/22/16 12:16 AM
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Do I smell bacon? I'm in! I can whip up some french toast and omelets.

Have a happy day Joe and all! My son said he was coming over so I can help him with some paper work and the rest of the day is unknown.

Ana wave


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067669
05/22/16 01:14 AM
05/22/16 01:14 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Have a fantastic Sunday Joe, Ana and all who follow. wave

It's another day off for me. woot No plans except gaming and singing. grin

Hope everyone has a terrific day. spring


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067675
05/22/16 06:58 AM
05/22/16 06:58 AM
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Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Sunday. Joe and Ana, Thanks for the Super breakfast. Midge, Great Big Hugs. hearts Danish and assorted Muffins in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067677
05/22/16 08:05 AM
05/22/16 08:05 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers spring

Joe, I'll throw in a batch of Blueberry Muffins.

Ana, have a great Sunday

Connie, enjoy whatever comes along today.

Venus, have fun on your day off.

Midgie, how are you feeling today?

We're off to church. See everyone later on. lab


Gail
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: GBC] #1067679
05/22/16 08:14 AM
05/22/16 08:14 AM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Thanks for the laughs Joe. smile


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067700
05/22/16 11:07 AM
05/22/16 11:07 AM
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Massachusetts
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Hi Gail and good morning all. To answer your question Gail, my face and nose are back to being very sore. Been there, done that. Looking forward to letting the healing begin. Are there any Blueberry muffins left? I think I'll have one or two(heh, heh).
Things to do today on my day off:
I already watered all my plants, so I can cross that off my list, throw in some laundry, take a nice hot shower, the doctor says I can, go get some fresh green grape, I love those, take a nap this afternoon, and that's about all I'll have the energy for.
And what are you all doing today? smile

Midgie hearts

Joe kissy

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Just do it.
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067703
05/22/16 11:27 AM
05/22/16 11:27 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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A day of rest!!! I'm looking forward to that. Been busy, busy here. Last night we had our last fish/smelt fry along with clean the freezers!!! Was really busy and even our Mayor was there for the smelt!!!

Joe thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Ana may the paperwork help go smooth and you have a lovely day!

venus happy gaming!!! Have a lovely day!

Connie thanks for the muffins.....Yummmy!! Have a lovely day!

Gail enjoy church and have a lovely day!

Space enjoy the last half of the weekend and have a lovely day!

Midge I am so glad that that part of life is now behind you and you are on the road to recovery!!! HUGS!! Prayers continue for perfect healing!!

wave
Nan

Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067706
05/22/16 12:15 PM
05/22/16 12:15 PM
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San Diego, CA
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Thank goodness it's Sunday. Last night, promptly at 7 pm, the people across the side street 2 houses up from the corner had a party. I mean a PARTY. It all started with my neighbor seeing them towing in a porta-potty. That is a bad sign around here. It usually means lots of cars and noise and people all over (some urinating in my bushes near the street). So I waited all day and finally the MUSIC started. LOUD, yes I'm shouting. Very loud music directly across from my front door. There is a garage in that house, that acts like an amphitheater and the sound comes across loud and clear.

THANKFULLY, it was really really good Mariachi music, LIVE. They played so loud it shook my house, rattled the windows, and I had to close my front door, turn up the TV to ramming speed to hear. But then, it was really nice music. They stopped playing for 15 minutes every hour so I could have a break.

Bedtime, still music, but then it stopped and I fell asleep, only to wake up to the music again. Sleep, wake up, sleep, wake up. Fun night. I still have no idea what the party was for, but they had a 'jumper' and not as many cars as I thought would show up. Probably a birthday for one of the many kids that live there. Not too bad except for the loud. Ugh.

I spent most of yesterday, tracking the mom kitty, Mini-Me. She has moved Lazarus to the other side of the house, maybe under it where she herself spent many months when her mom dumped her on me. I actually saw Lazarus's tail just a peek, but then Mini-Me rushed him deeper into the bushes. Hopefully he will make it. He's 4 weeks and a few days now. Pretty good outlook if she takes good care of him. Crossing fingers since it's been touch and go and not seeing or hearing him for days, only to have him reappear (just like his namesake) suddenly and in another spot. Loads of fun around here.

AND a new cat, that I am calling, Duplex, is still haunting me. He comes more often now and I'm not sure, but he might be the one spraying my front and back doors, and everything else. Maybe not. Can't tell yet who the culprit is. Awful male spray smell. It's very high up too, and he's not that tall, but I'll try to catch whoever is doing it. Yuk. Haven't had that smell for years, since everything around here is neutered. Duplex apparently is not. Maybe I can catch him, or follow him home (if he has one) and talk to the owners. blackkitty





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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067713
05/22/16 12:42 PM
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Alabama
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Super Sunday ya'll puppy

It's a lovely day in AL. We are just back from the park...windy windy windy, but we had nice non-pushing walk. I had one of "those" nights so wasn't up for a 'go go go' walk!

Now I'm starving and need to clean up, but wanted to say "hi" first.

Son and the boys are going to see "Angry Birds" today. Not sure I'm up for it, we shall see. wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067728
05/22/16 02:56 PM
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My best friend is coming over to give me some green grapes so I don't have to go to the grocery store. yay


Just do it.
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067742
05/22/16 06:26 PM
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Woot, Midgy, hope they are delicious!

We are just back from the movie with the family. Cute movie but I kept falling asleep. wavegirl


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-Roger Caras
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067744
05/22/16 06:39 PM
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We went to Top Golf to play 4 rounds and soak up some sun. Great afternoon!


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067745
05/22/16 06:54 PM
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Sounds like fun...who all went?


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067746
05/22/16 06:56 PM
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Just hubby and I, spur of the moment kind of thing. Peter ended up picking up an afternoon bartending shift so he will be here later tonight and stay the night.

Ana wave


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067767
05/22/16 09:46 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: gymcandy1] #1067770
05/22/16 10:03 PM
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Glad you had fun Ana. Good night all.

Midgie hearts


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Re: Sunday Sunshine [Re: Midge] #1067772
05/22/16 10:06 PM
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Good night Boomers. sleep


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