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Happy Hump Day #1068957
05/31/16 11:10 PM
05/31/16 11:10 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
- Yogi Berra

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can’t have everything….where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He’s not dead… he’s electroencephalographically challenged.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Page topic: Funny one liners, funny sayings, clever bumper stickers and button and great lines.

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Here are some very funny Simpsons quotes, lines and sayings, from The Simpsons TV show.

Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.

Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?

Homer: Bart, with money, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Chief Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.

Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Grandpa Simpson: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Homer: Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, pounds…it makes ice.

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Kent Brockman: …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.

Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’ve wasted my life.

Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Superintendent Chalmers: I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…

Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?

Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Ralph: Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.

Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


Are you ready to get over the hump? happydance


I am.


I feel like people have overly high expectations of me on this subject. Someone is always telling me to get over it. slapforehead


You said you wanted corn for breakfast didn't you? lol


HEY! You know how to catch a unique rabbit?


Unique up on him. haha


It doesn't get any cornier than that. wink


I just might go to the creek today. I've been avoiding it because of the heat and everything else. Well, mainly because of the heat. blush


We had rain night before last though, and then again today we had rain. Tomorrow is supposed to be cool....er. bravo


Also, Baby was just asking me when we were going back to the creek again.


She asked me with her eyes...................staring at me non-stop.....................for hours on end. puppy


So those are my plans. What are yours?


Whatever they are, have a happy day everyone.


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 05/31/16 11:16 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1068984
06/01/16 05:01 AM
06/01/16 05:01 AM
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Marlborough USA
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spring Good Morning Joe and all. Joe have fun at the creek with the pups. Nothing planned for today. Just grocery shopping. Coffee and tea are ready. Wishing you all a sunny day! spring


Gerry
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1069001
06/01/16 07:14 AM
06/01/16 07:14 AM
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winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Super Hump Day. Breakfast out and a Sam's trip today. Danish, BB Pancakes, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. USA


Connie
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1069005
06/01/16 07:23 AM
06/01/16 07:23 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers lab

Joe, enjoy the creek!

Connie, have a nice Sam's trip and an enjoyable breakfast.

Gerry, coffee please and thank you.

Wishing everyone a wonderful day! catrub


Gail
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1069042
06/01/16 11:43 AM
06/01/16 11:43 AM
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northern Wisconsin
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Joe come up to our creek. We had sun on Monday after a week of rain and now we have cold (40's) and rain again. lol You can hunt in the cool. Thanks for the chuckles and have a lovely day!

Gerry happy shopping! Thanks for the tea and have a lovely day!

Connie enjoy breakfast and happy shopping! Thanks for the danish and have a lovely day!

Gail you have a wonderful lovely day also!!

Have a lovely day everybody!!!

wave
Nan

Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: auntiegram] #1069046
06/01/16 12:00 PM
06/01/16 12:00 PM
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Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Whatever you decide to do today, hope you have a terrific time! Happy Hump Day!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, off to see what's afoot!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1069051
06/01/16 12:28 PM
06/01/16 12:28 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
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Alabama
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Happy Hump Day ya'll puppy

I was able to get out for my walk a bit earlier than yesterday. It was still hot...holy moly, but I survived.

Lots of little things to get done today wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1069055
06/01/16 12:48 PM
06/01/16 12:48 PM
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San Diego, CA
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I'm out of breakfast food! Ugh! Gotta go shopping, but I'm too hungry. What a dilemma. think


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: Sorta Blonde] #1069085
06/01/16 04:13 PM
06/01/16 04:13 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1069099
06/01/16 06:08 PM
06/01/16 06:08 PM
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Alabama
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Afternoon, Space, welcome home. What's up for you tonight?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: looney4labs] #1069109
06/01/16 07:03 PM
06/01/16 07:03 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Hello everybody. wave2

It was a soggy day at the creek. We had more rain, but when I left it was not raining, The grass was high on most of the sandbars, so it was difficult to search them. A couple of sandbars are almost totally in shade, so they didn't have a lot of grass on them. Still I didn't find anything but some flakes. smirk

It was so wet, it was walking through the rain forest, and the first thing I did, when I got home, was to give Baby a bath. razz

Now it's time to get me one.

I hope you're all enjoying your day so far. wave

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1069116
06/01/16 08:20 PM
06/01/16 08:20 PM
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Joe, at least you and Baby had fun!

It's that time of day for me. Off to lie down with my book. Sweet dreams all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: looney4labs] #1069124
06/01/16 08:34 PM
06/01/16 08:34 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good night Boomers. sleep


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1069139
06/01/16 10:05 PM
06/01/16 10:05 PM
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Massachusetts
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Hi all. It's late to just show up in the diner. I had a very relaxing day off. Did some cleaning and relaxing most of the day. Then I spent some time with my good friend at DD for some conversation about her upcoming trip to Alaska on a cruise ship. I'm envious. But now, looking at my watch, it's time to find my pillow and sink into my dreams. See you in the morning. Putting in an order for BB pancakes in the AM. Night all. wavegirl sleep

Midgie hearts


Just do it.
Re: Happy Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1] #1069144
06/01/16 10:49 PM
06/01/16 10:49 PM
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Never too late Midgie! Glad you had a good day off!

Sweet dreams all!

Ana wave


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