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More jokes. #1069161
06/02/16 02:34 AM
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-1.Question: Why did the poor man sell yeast? Answer: To r---- some d----.

-2.Q. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? A. “Give me my
q----------!”

-3.Q. Why is there a gate around cemeteries? A. Because people are d---- to get in.

-4.Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door. A. Close the door I am d-------!

5.Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? A: Because he was on a r---.

-6.Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A. You look f------.

-7.Q. What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A. A s------.

-8.Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no a---------.

-9.Q.Why was the little strawberry crying? A.Because his p-----s were in a j--.

-10.Q. How did the pirate stop smoking. A. He used the p----.

rotfl

Last edited by curly; 06/02/16 10:04 AM.

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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069163
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069165
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Thanks Bernie.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069170
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069171
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069176
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069178
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Morning all. Merci.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069192
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069195
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Good one Joan.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069201
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069206
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069207
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Good ones. Bonjour Kev.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069213
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #1069221
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Thanks niteowl.


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