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I hope you like my jokes. #1069780
06/07/16 02:26 AM
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-1.A man said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’
 I said: ‘Is that a
f---?

-2.I asked the doctor to give me something for persistent wind.
 He gave me a k---.

-3.Research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t H----.

-4.Where there’s a will, there’s a r-------.

-5.Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for s--- e---.

6.The dentist said: ‘Say Ahhh.’ 
I said: ‘Why?’
 He said: ‘My dog has d---.’

-7.I called my lawyer and said: ‘Can I ask you two questions?’ He said: ‘Of course. What’s the s----- q-------?’

-8.The past, the present and the future were having an argument. It was t----.

-9.I took the wife’s family out for tea and biscuits.
 They weren’t too happy about having to g--- b---- though.

-10.A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. 
The photon replies: ‘No, I’m travelling l----.’

lol

Last edited by curly; 06/07/16 01:06 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069782
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2. Kite lol Hi Curly, I like your jokes wave

Bernie monky

Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069783
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Thanks Bernie.


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Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069784
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1. fret

morning curly!

Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069790
06/07/16 05:40 AM
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Love your Jokes curly! grin hamster


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Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069791
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Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069793
06/07/16 06:37 AM
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Morning, good answers.


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Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069797
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Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069799
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7, second question joy

Morning curly

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Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069805
06/07/16 08:33 AM
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Thanks, Hi Gail


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Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069807
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8 - tense lol

Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: niteowl07] #1069810
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Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069815
06/07/16 10:02 AM
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Good answers.


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Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069833
06/07/16 12:24 PM
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Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: I hope you like my jokes. [Re: curly] #1069835
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Merci Kevin.


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