PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE (EARL OF CHESTERFIELD)
Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off till to-morrow what you can do to-day.
Yeah......Carpe Diem y'all
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These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English. Subject religion.Do you believe in Cod?
Christians believe if they do not sin they will have salivation.
We must try to control our animal orgies.
What means “you should never stone the first cast”?
Which religion do you use?
Our church has smaller members every week.
I Know that if I pray hard,
God will forgive me for my shins.
I think maybe our house is haunted with dead goats.
People don’t think for themselves. Most people have the same religion their parrots had.
If you don’t believe in God your spit can go to hell.
The thirty largest religious leaders met to
talk about world hunger.
Jesus lived during the Roman Catholic Empire.
I think Moses was that guy that climbed into a mountain. then he read God’s Ten Big Rules from the top.
Do you believe some part of you
still lives after you are dead?
You mean organ donation?
I don’t agree with some of the conceptions
in that church.
We believe the spit of our ancestors stays with us
and helps our food to grow.
At that time, the romanians had stronger arms so they controled the Judists.
When the bad army tried to follow them in the land of milky honey land, probably they couldn’t walk on water so they sank.
Subject politics and governmentChina is slowly becoming a flea market economy.
The second Word War had much propaganda
I am so tired of police violins!
At that time, one of the most important weapons was the rocket lawn chair.
The Clinton menstruation was a difficult period in American politics.
The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.
The police were attacked by a large group of angry mops.
In my opinion, police officers and their weapons should always be fully loaded and ready for action.
The American President is very powerful. For one thing, he chooses the supreme coat judges.
It is a very exciting erection! But I think Al Gore will lose it soon.
There are still plenty of fossil fools.
The article said there are only maybe five thousand beers left in B.C. This is a very serious problem… I think maybe we should only let very small people go beer hunting every year.
Our society is mostly based on Confusionism.
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Good morning everyboomie.
I'm wanting to get this posted early so I can go do some gaming.
Monday is a work day for me. That's bogus man! Whoever heard of working on Monday?
We are having mid 80s to low 90s with high rain chances, and the humidity is a killer.
Why is it that I cannot drink enough water on high humidity days?
There's more moisture in the air, but I need to drink more water?
If you know why this is, don't tell me. I like walking around looking dazed and perplexed.
Women treat me like a lost puppy.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
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Joe! What are you gaming? Hope your workday goes by quickly.
Oh, well, I suppose I could use a mini vacation anyway, and I have a second weekend starting Wednesday. 
Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope your workday Monday goes smoothly for you!
