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Sip and Surf Sunday #1070337
06/11/16 11:13 PM
06/11/16 11:13 PM
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Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1 Offline OP
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Calera, Oklahoma
ALBERT EINSTEIN

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

``````````````````````````

Here are the Top 10 funny mistakes and bloopers by my English Language Students, about love and romance.
(We all make a lot of mistakes learning a new language, and some are going to be a little humorous to native speakers of that language. For instance… )


10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.

9. He had such a worm heart.

8. We were two sheeps passing in the night.

7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.

6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.

5. I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.

4. I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!

3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.

2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.

1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.

Some other innocent mistakes from new English from the pages of InnocentEnglish:


Recipes: Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.

Health: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.

Sports: It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.

Politics: The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.

Grammar: Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?

Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.

Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!

Parents: My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.

Weather: Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful about that. Once a car starts lusting, there’s no way to stop it!

Travel: You can’t sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That’s what most of my friends do when they visit.

Funny student bloopers about school

Unfortunately, the school board was forced to
cut fifteen percent off all teachers.

Every day I study hardly.

I have really good news.
I passed both my testes last week.

College is expensive.
But it can help you live a bitter life.

If I study really hard,
I will graduate in 2004 years.

I am studied hard in science class.

After four years of college I can finally attend grade school.

Such behavior will result in
immediately being exploded from the university.


My essay is in the American President.

The New Years potty was so boring.Only a few people sat around, only a few people danced and the food was not so fresh.

My earliest memory was in kindergarten
but I can’t remember what it was.

My major was tourism management.
I thought a tour guide would fit good on me.

After class we will all go out and drink Wisk until we are sick. Do you want to come?

My mother really didn’t want me to go away to college. She bought me special snakes so I wouldn’t live.
She what?
She bought me special snakes so I would not live.
Oh, do you mean she bought you special snacks so you would not leave?
Yes. Why are you smiling?

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Good morning everyboomie. welcome


The best day of the week just arrived. woot


It's called the day after yesterday. penguin


AKA today. hamster


This one just happens to fall on a Sunday. yes


Sleep in late, take a walk, read a book, play a game, it's Sunday, go to church. thumbsup


I'm having breakfast with a friend at IHOP. joy


Yes, I'm that happy. wink


Have yourself a happy day too.


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070341
06/11/16 11:34 PM
06/11/16 11:34 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
venus Offline
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Have fun at breakfast with your friend, Joe. thumbsup

It's late Saturday night here. I'm off again tomorrow. happydance Time to relax and game after a very long and tiring week. grin My voice lesson was challenging but went well, and I have another one on Thursday. thumbsup

As for now, I'm off to sleep. Have a terrific Sunday, everyone. summer


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070344
06/11/16 11:46 PM
06/11/16 11:46 PM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,238
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Good morning and happy Sunday Joe, venus and all! I'm exhausted and will likely be in slug gaming mode today. I raced ten miles yesterday on a brutal course. I succeeded though and that is all that matters!

Ana wave


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070351
06/12/16 04:20 AM
06/12/16 04:20 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,096
Marlborough USA
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Marlborough USA
summer Good Morning Joe, venus, Ana and everyone. Joe enjoy breakfast with your friend. Venus hope you get some kitty play time today. Ana congrats on finishing the course! Coffee and tea are ready. Wishing everyone a relaxing Sunday! summer


Gerry
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070355
06/12/16 05:25 AM
06/12/16 05:25 AM
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Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Greece
Good morning all. wavegirl
Have a relaxing Sunday everyone. happydance


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070362
06/12/16 07:42 AM
06/12/16 07:42 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,014
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone, have a Great Sunday. Breakfast out and some shopping today. There was a shooting in Orlando this morning in a night club. 20 confirmed dead and 42 injured. cry Please send prayers for those affected by this terrible tragedy. The shooter was shot and killed. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070364
06/12/16 09:00 AM
06/12/16 09:00 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers spring

Joe, sounds like you have a super good day planned. Enjoy your breakfast.

Venus, have a good day off today.

Ana, congrats! That's great! bravo

Gerry, have a wonderful day. Thanks for the coffee.

Haroula, happy day to you!

Connie, oh my goodness. So horrible, Prayers out to all the victims and their families. sad

Church this morning. A graduation Party this afternoon. Good day to ALL! catrub


Gail
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: GBC] #1070366
06/12/16 09:14 AM
06/12/16 09:14 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good morning Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070372
06/12/16 10:44 AM
06/12/16 10:44 AM
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 83,238
In the Naughty Corner
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In the Naughty Corner
Connie, 50 dead now. My heart is broken for them all. This is terrible.

My sister just left, I miss her already. I just love spending time with her. I'm not all that sore today, but have some bruises. My ankle is swollen but doesn't hurt. All in all a wonderful accomplishment yesterday.

Have a happy day all!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070373
06/12/16 11:10 AM
06/12/16 11:10 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocous Sunday ya'll hamster

Hot in AL...daughter just put a meme on FB that said "I don't want to say it's hot in AL, but 2 hobbits just tossed a ring in my backyard." rotfl

Soot is feeding the crew. I don't think we have major plans today, though I may make granola bars when I'm on Keoki duty in the kitchen.

Ana, so glad you made it through! Whoop whoop bravo

Everyone have a great day!

wavegirl puppy


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070379
06/12/16 12:12 PM
06/12/16 12:12 PM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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San Diego, CA
Hooray for you, Ana! After 10 miles, they would have to greet me with an ambulance. Wow.

RED letter night last night! Little Lazarus made his FIRST (that I actually saw) trip to the big critter's food table! I was watching TV and spotted him on the table with his mother. He was just roaming around, ate a few bites of dry food, sniffed at the canned food and then wandered some more to all the edges. Then I thought he would climb down the ramp I made, but NO, he walked over to the edge, and JUMPED across to the little step ladder I put for Gimpy to climb (hurt his back long ago). Little Lazarus, just hopped over, hopped to the other table nearby, then back and down to the deck. I'm sooooo proud. Soon he will be making the trip by himself. Wow, my little fur baby is all grown up. He's 7 weeks old now. How fast they grow. catrub joy


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Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070386
06/12/16 12:46 PM
06/12/16 12:46 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
How fun to watch all that hamster

Edit: It's 7:30 and hubby tells me I'll be up early to watch the Keoki as hubby has to leave early so he will have to carry Keoki downstairs early. Thus, it's bed time! Sweet dreams all sleep

Last edited by looney4labs; 06/12/16 08:33 PM.

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: looney4labs] #1070422
06/12/16 08:31 PM
06/12/16 08:31 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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See you tomorrow Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070423
06/12/16 08:33 PM
06/12/16 08:33 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Night Space, I'm off as well sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070428
06/12/16 09:24 PM
06/12/16 09:24 PM
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,379
Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sip and Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1] #1070431
06/12/16 09:43 PM
06/12/16 09:43 PM
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Posts: 15,630
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Checking in to say good night. I had a split shift today. This ole body rebels at them. Connie sorry I missed the BB pancakes but I'll definitely be in the diner for breakfast in the morning as I have the morning off,pleaseandthankyou. Ana I'm so proud of you Sweetie. I wish I had your energy.

Midgie hearts wavegirl


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